That sounds bad. Can’t I just subscribe to have them provided for $9.99/mo each? Sounds much better.

“Do you have any idea how little that narrows it down? You’ll have to get more specific as to which particular deception you mean.”

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Oh nonononono - you see, when Trump does it, he gets the good words: HE is “good at nicknames”, “strong” and “tells it like it is”. When anybody Trump doesn’t like does the exact same thing, then they are being childish, rude and it is altogether absolutely inacceptable.

Maybe ingest it and then use UV light or inject bleach. I hear Ivermectin helps against everything.

Imagine working in a gorilla sanctuary.

Welcome to cyberpunk irl.

Anakin: “Aww, a piñata too! You shouldn’t have!”

Could stand a good 90% more cropping.

I’m sure he’ll get right onto disclosing as soon as he discloses his tax returns like he promised.

Netanyahu and Putin are learning alright, but it’s not very hard on them.

Around the campfire in the flooded ruins.

That’s how you know porn is fake.

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2025 obligatory alternatives to social distancing:

-Isolate in the office, just never go home (and keep working of course)

-Instead of not going to work, you can get a free brain worm at one of the new brain worm dispensaries

-ingest a lethal dose of Ivermectin

-Storm and plunder one of the official buildings on the list published on the Department of Patriotism’s website (must bring own gallows parts)

Not at all, they go “who can I blame for this?”, and then they set out to destroy that one’s life or legacy.

Oh yeah? And what if someone ignores that, simply lies and says it’s toxic? I’m convinced!

Says right there: they dug to find them. Actually finding them might have better chances elsewhere, on account of the bodies being elsewhere, but the light was better here and they didn’t have to walk that far.

That’s not how this works. When Trumpers take any sort of action, it’s good, when the same action is taken or not taken by anyone on the other side it’s bad. How do Trump voters know which is which? Easy, Fox tells them, no need to think.

Not quite. “Radical” and “socialist” are two bad words to MAGA. Everything, and I mean literally everything that does not directly benefit Trump gets ALL the bad words. There are only two categories: 1) “pro-Trump” (gets ALL the good words, regardless of meaning) and 2) “not pro-Trump” which gets all the bad words from satanist, lunatic, extremist, fascist and any other bad words a MAGA might know, to radical and socialist.

So the proper delineation in this system would be one point of “Trump” and everything else being radical socialist (plus all other bad words).