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Cake day: July 8th, 2023

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  • 2025 obligatory alternatives to social distancing:

    -Isolate in the office, just never go home (and keep working of course)

    -Instead of not going to work, you can get a free brain worm at one of the new brain worm dispensaries

    -ingest a lethal dose of Ivermectin

    -Storm and plunder one of the official buildings on the list published on the Department of Patriotism’s website (must bring own gallows parts)






  • Not quite. “Radical” and “socialist” are two bad words to MAGA. Everything, and I mean literally everything that does not directly benefit Trump gets ALL the bad words. There are only two categories: 1) “pro-Trump” (gets ALL the good words, regardless of meaning) and 2) “not pro-Trump” which gets all the bad words from satanist, lunatic, extremist, fascist and any other bad words a MAGA might know, to radical and socialist.

    So the proper delineation in this system would be one point of “Trump” and everything else being radical socialist (plus all other bad words).