What are you even trying to say?

Es ist nicht die Waffe, die den Feind in seine Schranken weist. Sein stählerner Blick allein vermag die wilden Horden am Tor (hihi) in den Staub zu werfen. Die Waffe dient also nur als Halter für das Fernrohr.

Ne, die haben eine andere Flagge. Das scheinen irgendwelche Aluhüte/Coronazi-Überbleibsel zu sein.

I don’t think it’s the woman’s ego that got hurt here….

Du meinst wohl, du bist 'n richtiger Fuchs wa? Nur weil du hier in dem Schuppen mal ein Riff gespielt hast, brauchst du hier nicht den Riesen zu mimen. Ich weiß jedenfalls, dass ich wenn ihr hier weiter so rumtigert ganz schnell die Bullen rufe. Da lasst ihr mir überhaupt keine Wal.

Ich hab da nicht direkt Erfahrung mit, würde aber vermuten, dass das Zeug zu viskos zum Gurgeln ist.

Edit: Hier ein passender Song von Herrchens Frauchen

Ich weiß, deswegen habe ich’s verlinkt

Meine Freiheit, deine Freiheit? Da gibt’s doch was von Ratiopharm den Kassierern !

Dann geh ich Blumengießen, Blumengießen
Und von Neckermann
Schaff ich Samen an

Why are the so expensive? In a German standard hardware store they cost like 40ct a piece?

There were signs….

He wears his pants better than other people wear suits.

Elric of Melnibone. Pretty grim '60s-'70s fantasy Michael Moorcock. Wikipedia gives a pretty good summary of the premise.

Elric is the last emperor of the stagnating island civilization of Melniboné. Physically weak, the anemic Elric must use drugs (special herbs) to maintain his health and vitality. From childhood, he read freely in the immense royal library and learned of the world outside the Dreaming Isle. Perhaps due to this in-depth study, unlike other members of his race, Elric has a conscience. He witnesses the decadence of his culture, which once ruled the known world, and worries about the rise of the Young Kingdoms populated by humans (Melnibonéans consider themselves separate from humanity), along with the threat they pose to his empire. Because of Elric’s introspective self-loathing and hatred of Melnibonéan traditions, his subjects find him odd and unfathomable. In addition to his skill with herbs, Elric is an accomplished sorcerer and summoner. As emperor of Melniboné, Elric is able to call for aid upon the traditional patron of the Melniboné emperors, Arioch, a Lord of Chaos and Duke of Hell. Elric’s discovery of the sword serves as both his greatest asset and disadvantage. The sword confers upon Elric strength, health, and fighting prowess, allowing him to do away with his dependence on drugs, but it must be fed by the souls of intelligent beings. Most of Moorcock’s stories about Elric feature this relationship with Stormbringer, and how it—despite Elric’s best intentions—brings doom to everything he holds dear.

• „WAS WILLST DU MIT DEM DOLCHE? SPRICH!“

• „Kartoffeln schälen, siehst du das nicht?“

Imagine what special brand of asshole you had to be in your lifetime, to have someone pay money to put a stone like this upon your grave.

What are you implying here?

• Epstein was a Jewish leader?
• Israelis rape children and they voted for a new „Chief Rapist“?
• Israelis control „the West“ through rich Americans?

• [Krokodil] (https://de.wikipedia.org/wiki/Krokodil_(Lokomotive)) very oldschool
• [ÖBB 1163] (https://de.wikipedia.org/wiki/ÖBB_1163) looks a bit like a modern Krokodil
• E 50 Classic german freight locomotive.
• ES 64 the grandson of the E 50
• EL 1 Big Boi!

Just call it „Tote Tante“ (dead Aunt), like it’s called in Denmark, the Netherlands and northern Germany.

Wahrscheinlich reicht es den USA den Laden schön instabil zu halten, damit die Saudis weiter ihre Freunde sind.

• Yutyrannus ( basically a feathered Tyrannosaur)
• Borealopelta ( an absurdly well preserved Ankylosaur)
• Pachycephalosaurus
• Parasaurolophus
• Spinosaurus

Those are some of my favourite dinosaurs. If you want to learn about dinosaurs, give „Terrible Lizards“ a listen.