I was a paramedic for so long and was so burnt out at the end that these situations became let me drink your tears, fucko.

Eight titles? Demon Souls, three Dark Souls, Bloodborne, and Elden Ring. If you count Sekiro (I don’t), that’s seven. What am I missing?

It’s a work of fiction, but I highly recommend Last of the Amazons by Stephen Pressfield. He does fantastic, heavily researched historical fictions with an abundance of resources at the end to reaearch the history he bases his plots off of.

It’s basically about Eurasian tribes who had horses central to their religious mythos and how they dealt with the Greeks. It’s fantastic.

Auschwitz Survivor Comedy Troupe still the funniest group of dudes to ever exist.

Pretty low dude. Historically some of the most racist groups toward 2nd generation Irish immigrants were 1st wave Irish immigrants. Humans are impressively fucking stupid which is why I don’t have any.

I was an old school skater all through the hey-day of Tony Hawk, and I also fought Muay Thai for decades. By the time I hit thirty, I was like a case study for orthopedic doctors.

I bit the bullet and accepted I’d boarded until the wheels fell off and I couldn’t keep getting hurt. Picked up a longboard and it’s like my #1 hobby now. Just did 25 miles in sub-freezing temperatures right before we got slammed with the blizzard.

So no more half pipes. Just throw on a death metal album and pack a bunc of joints and cruise.

It’s not an insult. I didn’t say soccer moms are all-encompassingly unattractive, just that she ain’t anything special. She’s a “super model” who looks like every lady in front of me at the super market.

The funniest thing about this is she isn’t even hot. She looks like every soccer mom in every suburban town everywhere.

LONGBOARDING MAH DUDE.

Dude that’s a good thing. I’m probably going to die from my lack of fear of heights someday. You’re the normal one, not me.

I don’t and you can’t tell me what to do.

I’m American and nobody is leaving anything here dude, haha. They’re all delusional.

Dude I’ll eat a whole pizza in bed. I don’t care at all.

My girlfriend got mad during sex the other day because she rolled over on her belly to change positions and CRUNCH potato chips I left in bed.

I don’t even use old newspapers now. I open a random news site on my phone and whipe my asshole with it to save trees.

No.

Remember them forever. Rememer them the same way we remember Hitler, and for the same reason.

I’m a pipefitter and I can guarantee all my peers would do if not a wage slave is percocets. Definitely not electively fixing pipes.

Pretty sure I’m as left wing as they come and deduced this on my own, but okay.

Also, people living together in a city =/= running an entire superpower. Horseshit example.

The actuality is that there isn’t an America.

We’re too vast with too many different cultures to ever work. Driving through the Northeast could cover several nations on Europe. IMO what’s happening with our hyper-polarization was always guaranteed, even without Adolf Diddler in office.

This will never, ever work, and we need to split up. I live in a left-wing stronghold, then have to vote every four years alongside folks in rural Alabama who currently right now believe the Biblical Levithian is rising from the sea off the coast of Virginia.

The left wing states need to secede and form some sort of union. Once the cash flow from organized, leftist states stops being spoon fed to republican strongholds, they’ll inevitibly collapse. They’d probably attack us, but oh well, they’re attacking us now while we’re in one union.

You are not reading me. I am 100% agreeing with you that the scale is fucking stupid and illogical. I’m trying to point out that it does not, no matter how much you say, consider someone with a virus or illness.

I’m saying to make the point we both agree on, it’s valuable to understand this.