Remember, being horny is one of your most important human rights. Anyone who tries to stop you is your enemy.

Way ahead of you

Setting up a new shrimpcoin miner in my basement

Yeah it’s crazy how inflation is like that.

There are plenty of just regular day-to-day people that are technically millionaires. But like, it’s all invested and or it’s their retirement account and they’re 50 and it has to last them the rest of their life and they aren’t globetrotting on a mega yacht.

Looks cool as hell but I feel like those shoes would absolutely get you killed. Or at least get your ankles broken.

I mean if it wants some absolutely abysmal code then look no further.

Holy hell there are way too many of these

There are other opinions in this thread but I think you could make a strong argument for anti-corporate messaging.

Most of the capitalist figures in SpongeBob are portrayed as greedy assholes. There are several instances of rich jerk fish, and I feel like I barely need to mention Mr Krabs himself.

I’m hanging out with the horse women.

Massotherapy is like deep tissue massage and stuff. If I understand correctly it’s basically just really advanced actually medical based massage that people get licensed for. I’m just going off of memory though you might get better mileage out of actually looking it up.

Sample sizes can fuck anything up, you see if they included me the sheer gravity of my distaste for that man would wreck the scale.

'm just saying if you have literally any other option besides bottled water and you choose it instead something’s wrong with yas

Maybe they’re just really shitty drones

If you’re not in a disaster response area and you buy bottled water I think you’re an idiot.

And even then they should probably use aluminum cans for that.

Just get a reusable fucking bottle or you’re a piece of shit. Bottled water is the most unforgivable sin of plastic waste I can imagine. At least with soda it’s like I don’t know, there aren’t fountains where you can get soda unless you go to a fast food place. Water though, unless you live somewhere where the water is really nasty The tap water is completely safe. Filters and water coolers are all over the place.

It’ll be a cold day in hell before I ever accept Spotify into my life.

It breaks my brain sometimes to grow up being raised on “Jewish folks have had it really rough since forever, here’s an entire year of social studies focused on the Holocaust”, accept that and now in recent years I’m being told that Israel is doing bad things and clapping back with “You don’t like our war crimes. You’re an antisemite!”

I’m sure the sea mines they already dropped will take that into consideration.

The squeaky hinge gets the grease. I actually do if I notice one is noisy. WD40 silicone lubricant, which is actually a lubricant unlike regular WD40. (Other products are available)

Best buy and other stores have genuinely already been using these for ages.

Regularly scheduled warning but chiropractor is not a real doctor and can paralyze you for life. You would receive equal or better results with massotherapy.