The question is “who benefits if I believe this?” Asking this is one of the strongest safeguards against manipulation a person can cultivate. That said I don’t have a clue.

Rich people absolutely get addicted to drugs. They just have sufficient resources that it doesn’t affect their lives as detrimentally in many cases. Elon is up to his eyeballs in ketamine on a given day.

I like it because it reminds me that Charlie Kirk is dead.

Wait I’m confused, against?

Let’s start flensing the top 1% and go from there shall we?

Everything I know about the process of pregnancy childbirth and raising offspring makes me consider continued propagation of our species miraculous.

I used to have a marble collection but I’ve lost track of its position. You could say…

Yeah it went super great for him

I mean he has a point some crimes are bullshit. Jaywalking is a who cares crime.

Or append it with hanger

Cliff hangar. Hanging from a cliff, and that’s why he’s called Cliff hangar!

I know that this is like, the point of the show or whatever but it just makes me grumbly because I feel like if Walt was just 10% less of an asshole, 10% more humility. He could have had a perfectly successful criminal career and made out like a fucking bandit. But he was all like oh I’m Heisenberg bro and look where it fucking got him.

It just felt unsatisfying. I wanted to like Breaking Bad, I acknowledge that it’s well crafted, I just didn’t enjoy it. You can think something is a quality product but not personally enjoy it.

All the characters just felt like sad upsetting people and I wound up disliking Walt because it was clear his ego was gonna get him killed. Especially after he killed the dude he was supposed to train.

The fact that there are contractors reviewing my footage would be enough to stop me from buying them even if I didn’t already hate em.

I’ll be completely honest I’m super anxious about maintaining access to my accounts. Everyone wants me to have a passkey and 2FA and yada yada. And all I can think about is what if I lose my phone or it gets stolen or destroyed, what if this cheap ass USB stick which is serving as some kind of physical key stops working?

It seems like right now my security strategy is keep really tight track of a little plastic rectangle.

I know there are backup codes but those are also like, their own mess, I have to print out a sheet for every other site and make sure that I keep the most recent one and toss any that are old and don’t let those get lost or anything.

Maybe I’m overthinking it but I am concerned about it.

Alternatively you could just make a fucking bookmark in your browser like a normal person.

I miss when “worse than Hitler” was something patently untrue that people said when they were being overly dramatic.

A modern telling of an old classic

Crazy giving you could give every American seven grand for that much and still have money left over.

I figured that out. I simply am not involved in agriculture.

Imagine fumbling so hard that you don’t get with a girl who is so into you that she wants you around while she’s dying of cancer.