I’ll be completely honest I’m super anxious about maintaining access to my accounts. Everyone wants me to have a passkey and 2FA and yada yada. And all I can think about is what if I lose my phone or it gets stolen or destroyed, what if this cheap ass USB stick which is serving as some kind of physical key stops working?

It seems like right now my security strategy is keep really tight track of a little plastic rectangle.

I know there are backup codes but those are also like, their own mess, I have to print out a sheet for every other site and make sure that I keep the most recent one and toss any that are old and don’t let those get lost or anything.

Maybe I’m overthinking it but I am concerned about it.

Alternatively you could just make a fucking bookmark in your browser like a normal person.

I miss when “worse than Hitler” was something patently untrue that people said when they were being overly dramatic.

A modern telling of an old classic

Crazy giving you could give every American seven grand for that much and still have money left over.

I figured that out. I simply am not involved in agriculture.

Imagine fumbling so hard that you don’t get with a girl who is so into you that she wants you around while she’s dying of cancer.

We could negative fucktouple aviation emissions by banning private jets.

I barely understood any of that but it sounds really cool and I’m glad people are doing stuff like that. Assuming it works of course.

He’d throw anyone on his team into a wood chipper for even a slight gain so…

Actual, homophobe Shia LaBeouf?!

Can you imagine how much rage there would be if another country, any other country, shot a missile and blew up an American school?

I swear to God any account system that uses security questions is brain dead.

For one, a third party can get access to that information with relative ease in many cases but furthermore, some of the security questions are subjective. If a security question asks me during account creation what my favorite restaurant is, what my favorite food is. That answer might literally change, I might not be able to remember the head space I was in when I made the account.

Yes yes let’s protect your password with three shittier passwords for no good reason.

This really resonates with me as a mother of negative 4 quadriplegic parakeets.

Yeah this is pretty much where I’m at, her reaction seems pretty stupid but I would be a little annoyed if I had to pick a bay leaf out of my mouth.

I think it says something about Reddit and their UX design that old.reddit.com still exists and is incredibly popular like five or six years after they introduced their sparkly air quote new Reddit

That’s a really strange thing to do while being insanely fascistly gung-ho about deporting people.

I had a client recently who was an owner of a pair of these smart glasses and he was pissed that the cruise line he books a trip on specifically bands them.

Like bro they don’t want you fucking taking videos of women in bikinis with at their consent duh

Power is cute but the one meme I’ve seen indicates that she does not shower, wipe her ass, or eat vegetables.

This leads me to assume that she would not be pleasant to be around.

Illegal tools you say?