Nah we just have software killswitches.

you are outside the bounds of the map

Milktrout. It will put hair on your bones

This is how we learned to be nomads. Kill big thing, bring camp to big thing, hang out until big thing is all eaten.

Sips from mayonnaise bucket

It reminds me of sewing patterns for dresses drawings

The golf of America

Interviewer: What would you say is your biggest strength?

Me:

We are the snail

Nobody nose

He was groomed from childhood for this role. He is in the top .1% of his nations watersliders. His mastery of the skill is unparalleled.

My ex wife and I used to take a chess board everywhere, play in cafes, parks, restaurants, pubs. It was something to do when we had run out of stuff to say to each other. It was a conversation starter, people would come up and have a sticky, or ask us who’s winning. Some people would occasionally ask if they can play. It was nice. Until Queens Gambit was all the rage. Then people seemed to assume we were just following that trend, and there was a noticeable increase in people saying “Queens Gambit eh?” And we stopped taking the board out so much.

Just like how Shek didn’t know that Fiona would turn into a SBBW ogre. He was prepared to wear an angry skinny white girl like a condom

Don’t drink

Tasters complained

I microwave my coffee with a spoon in it every morning at work, it’s fine

Ligma balls

Urban outdoorsman?

Nobody wants to work anymore

Guess who owns a key for the machine?!