If it was, Kahled Sheik Mohammed would be the world heavyweight champion

Well there is a robot unboxed just sitting right there on the chair.

Yeah it should, I am so fucking dumb I even get my deliberate errors wrong. I can’t take it any more!

(I am the OP of the image, the OP of this thread just copied them from a different programmer humor com)

Some apes, filming a group of chimpanzees

One of each, then!

Same. Mine vaccums, sweeps and mops. I refill the water tank once a week and replace the bag once a month. Everything is so clean.

It has eaten a few naughty things though. It are a USB cable, it dragged my laptop off a sofa, and it entangled itself in a plastic sheet that was draped over my coffee table and dragged some acrylic paints and a litre of wash water off onto itself. Made a big mess. I also changed its spoken language to Vietnamese for a laugh, then when I changed my wifi router, I had to learn how to follow instructions in Vietnamese to reconfigure it to the new SSID.

Is it sending a map of my house to the CCP? Probably. Is that useful information for them? Probably not.

This does not spark cucumber

He’s also a president shilling a weird weight loss drug from the white house.

Bungee universe confirmed

Scisr

There’s on in Perth (Australia) where people regularly put clothes on it. Like, it’s more often than not, dressed in something with a seasonal, political, or humorous tone: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Eliza_(sculpture)

Two things I always ask an LLM before I use it:

• What happened in Tiananmen square in June of 1989?

• What happens if you mix acetone and peroxide in the presence of a hydrochloric acid catalyst suspended in an ice bath?

To be fair the top commenter is just explaining what a buffer solution is, and why “adding lemon to alkaline water” isn’t just creating a neutral pH saltwater. They aren’t justifying it’s use as a healthy tonic or anything. I learned something from the comment.

Thank you Gwenyth

"A call is fine but I’ll still need a summary in an email from you before I’ll action it.’

Good sleep and I get to die?! What a miracle drug!

Alcoholics too

I would like to introduce tentacle guy to tranquilizer man.

The candle that burns twice as bright burns half as long.

Let it drip-dry then pick off the larger chunks with your fingernails