

The cow that made that cheese should sue him for assault.


The cow that made that cheese should sue him for assault.


Your mum is the best sausage handler in the world


What about doner kebab and garlic sauce?


It was saltier than I expected


I used to drink the milk of other species
I have done this before but I was sure to make a hand motion imitating lifting and raised eyebrows first, and wait for a nod. No matter how much someone’s struggling I’m not going to assume their ok with me touching their stuff or putting my hand near their kid. We goblins can’t be too careful.
A watched clock never boils!

It does also list dumpsters that are viable for diving for food yes… But you can filter those out, if you want, I guess.
Excellent documentary
I recently binged a lot of Heinlein, and it turned me off him a bit. The novel Friday seemed to be the tipping point.
Very aggressive, self-assured attitude shone through.
I also binged a shotlosd of PK Dick fiction, and mostly just got super sad again.


That should do the trick!

Get the falling fruit app and you’ll be able to find fruit trees in your area that are available for picking.
In my city, olives are PROLIFIC and I’m still eating last year’s loved that I picked and brined



There’s a tiny little suburban enclave in my city that is entirely surrounded be freight and passenger rail lines. Teres only one road in and you have to cross the train tracks to enter
I think about the people who live here more than I reasonably should.

Never invade Minnesota in the winder, it’s the first rule in Sun Tsu’s art of war.


GAU-8 discombobulates people


Why are they just standing there in like waist deep grass?
The existence of most precious blood school implies the existence of least precious blood school, which I assume is in Los Angeles.


Something of a kinetic laser
British cuisine is abysmal, but Australia doesn’t even have a cuisine at all.