Okay… weird sentiments, but I respect them.

Lite Brite was the original pixel art

Shit, I thought we were the best at cultural reappropriation. How did this get through? (And they like butt stuff.)

This is why I don’t drink heavy cream. I know it’s needed more as a neutron stabilizer for local fission plants.

Furry here - I have a profound sense of existential ambivalence. I still believe that a tail is like a necktie for your butt.

Ha! It always does feel slimy. I wonder how some people are capable of turning off that sense of self-reflection.

Good effort, but I’m going to default to writing with a pointy stick and my own blood like usual. I’m not allowed back at the DMV.

AUDIO GOES BRRRRRRR

Ooooh! Gold plated cables! That’ll reduce the resistance by several milliohms!

I mean, nobody REALLY deserves it. Driving consumerism seems misanthropic. Marketing and Sales people feel like a drain on society. Anyone is welcome to change my opinion. Sell me this pen.

Had I more upvotes to give…

This is what we need to hear. Not condescension for inaction, but a call to continuously move forward with protest, unification, and unwaveringly loud "fuck you"s to the administration that’s trying to kill us.

Yeah, we’ve given ourselves a pass on a lot of things, but Old Testament God is going to be pissed off when he comes back to find us eating shellfish and wearing linens with wool.

I don’t need to imagine it. I’m still a liberal, because I have friends and empathy.

I’m just upset that God told me that I can’t eat owls.

Weirdest isekai, but I’d watch it.

Y’all said you’d never forget the sinking of the Lucitania, the Alamo, and 9-11, but your priorities were misguided.

Okay, but why do they call her, Big Hat Ranni?

That’s my favorite price!

Probably the person making the more believable claim.

…with blackjack and hookers.