For context, this comic was made before Google changed their company motto away from, “Don’t be evil”. There was a sense that they might not turn evil back then and they were still giving reasonable search results based on your query.

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Okay yeah, but… nah, I can’t think of a rebuttal. We’re Michelan Star cooked.

Call it something that implies the administration collectively has small penises. They seem to be insecure about that.

Seems that way through enough experience and empirical evidence. I just wonder what could have happened if we enforced anti-trust law earlier on… they were meant to help prevent monopolistic companies from taking over everything. Maybe it was a lost hope, but I would’ve liked to see the system functioning as intended for once.

90’s_sitcom_canned_laughter.wav We’re boiling in our own stupidity. For many of us, posts like this don’t even phase us any more, but thanks for looking after our sensitivities.

I mean, yes, just not immediately to us, right?

We aren’t. Our largest producing companies just think that patriotism is a cool brand that will get them traction, attention, and brand-devotion. It’s very ew.

What’s the problem? Is it unchecked capitalism? I think it might be unchecked capitalism.

Yes, that’s the number you report.

That’s 125 lb of incense.

Pettiness and pragmatism are two wildly different things. I’d also count her as pragmatic.

Irish famine. Edit: there is not a potato for every occasion.

I watched the two-hour nature documentary with David Attenborough and I’m still confused.

There’s no arguing with Annie Lennox and that haircut.

Good thinking, Agent.

You know, you’d be a lot prettier if you smiled more often.

Yeah, sorry. The world isn’t done with you yet.

Network. Get to know people. That’s what my parents never got across. People can hand you jobs in Uni. Out there you have to scruff for them and fight tooth and nail for a crappy job regardless of your SAT scores. The bigger thing that I never understood: you don’t make yourself. Other people bolster you into positions. It’s not cheating. It’s how the system works.

I would settle for, “not tired”.