Will you giggle like Elmo if I do?

Only one cup? But there are two that I want! Can I get away with it just this once since they’re a matched set?

Damn, my local librarians never looked that good!

Just watch bc ur outta my league.

She sounds like a video game trying to take all that.

Nah - she’s enjoyable any day of the week.

Hard to tell - can’t see their pubes.

Oh, mother - may I?

I think you meant the hottest!

Simply perfection!

Well, my envelopes have never looked more boring. Where do I get some like these?

You can watch all the chick flicks you want - I’m looking at the chick I wanna watch already!

Only if you don’t have someone like me to keep warm with.

You ARE my job.

Fun to scroll through and see how bad they were not all that long ago. I had to stop when I hit the guy with his hand on her belly like she was pregnant - his nails were longer and better than hers.

Neither. Why? Because they have each other, & I’m okay with just watching that.

Absolutely perfect! Hope she got to make the most of her gifts in the 20-some years since.

Think of all the lost ones that couldn’t be said because the kid was too young for them yet.

How do you jerk off “right” (or “wrong,” for that matter)?

I think too much sun worship is gonna be regretted someday.