USA: “We don’t want anything to do with you China!”

China: “Okay” drops U.S. dollar in trade

USA: “Wait no”

Aww 😍

The Korean children yearn for famine and bombing

Sounds like heaven, you’re making me jealous. I used to volunteer in my city’s zoo every summer and on lunch break I got to go to the petting zoo for the alpacas.

I love adorable animals, I’ll squeal with delight whenever I see a video of one. Alpacas are my favorite.

Reminds me of that tweet saying literacy was an evil weapon used by communist regimes and talking about how great it was that their Soviet grandpa never learned to read.