Why don’t we see a bunch of posts about women replacing men with robots?

fweeeeee

Not gonna save his face from the House of Saud’s loan officers

Off to munch some leaves. That shit’s for scavengers

Big news! Ownership of asset transferring from one to another! Experts blame the little guy!

What if John Arbuckle is Gex?

Is he moonlighting as a flight attendant?

Really struggling with the “I’m not exactly rolling in money, taking a day off is like burning <200 bucks” and “” contradiction when it comes to work asking for volunteers to call out. They literally put out a clipboard with (this time) 4 lines for people to write their name on. No one jumped on it when I saw it, but that just means there’s an unlucky lottery being played this morning.

also even if you’re an le epic play it first on easy

The arches of my feet have been sore for like two months

the virtuous 10%

That bank robbery honestly doesn’t make him look very good. A lot of random people got killed for a pile of money that couldn’t be spent.

Honestly they must be getting bored of being stuck in the news broadcast format and just want to do some cracked skits sometimes

It’s okay there doesn’t appear to be a trigger anyway. Which is a good thing because the z-curve at the end of the barrel would probably have the gun go boom in the wrong direction

They just started headbutting our night sticks out of nowhere!

Web 1.0 was objectively the best internet we ever had and it isn’t even close

huh?

when the drum machine has a clap

Lobsters and methamphetamine

weird how they don’t list property damage as a victim in the protests in bad country