But poison is purple. It’s acid they’d get it mixed up with.

But you could have just used a shade of red that looks the same. It would be just as safe, and have red health potions.

How common is using Clone to live forever? The spell is cheap enough that even poor people can afford the material components (so long as they don’t mind a squalid lifestyle), but I’m guessing there’s not enough casters for everyone.

Once you’re a high enough level you can cast Plane Shift and visit. Arguably, you can just use Sending. It can contact other planes, but I’m not sure if their soul in the afterlife technically qualifies as the same creature.

I’m not sure if that’s a joke? If you have red/green colorblindness, you wouldn’t be able to distinguish yellow either. You’d just see blue and not blue.

That’s hard fantasy. Soft fantasy can be good too.

But then they’re too awesome to use, so you never use them and never find out the enemies can use them against you.

I’d have made the heads go in rainbow order (though there’s not enough of them to technically do the pride flag), and maybe give each one of them a different pride flag on their necks. Still cute though.

Then make an Alchemy Jug. I don’t need the sheep for an infinite money glitch.

Good to know. I was worried someone didn’t sheer their sheep and it was getting really hot under there.

What if you’re double gay for unrelated reasons before they cast the spell?

I guess you’d need flight too, so Phantom Steed wouldn’t be enough. They probably wouldn’t be able to reach a city in time.

Also, it only really works in open areas, so you’d have to avoid any caves.

Would it fit? I suppose technically the rules say a gargantuan creature is 20 feet by 20 feet or larger, and you can make a ten foot radius sphere with Wall of Force.

But also, that would give it total cover, and Vicious Mockery does not grant itself an exception from that. Message is the only one I know of that does.

You might be able to find some cheese strat. One good trick is to use a Phantom Steed to constantly outrange your opponent. But Vicious Mockery doesn’t have enough range to make that effective.

I’m sure someone can figure out a method, but Vicious Mockery isn’t going to be the interesting part.

(instead, they try to play the same character with different names).

I’m imagining every session they play a new character who meets the party and decides not to join them.

But a much better way would be to say “with safety tools and lots of inter-group romance”.

What if someone things humans are fine, but is against variant humans?

I knew it’s just optional rules, but I think it’s funnier to think of it as an in-universe race of humans.

Why do plague doctors get such a bad rap? They risked their lives to help people.

Except the game uses Chebyshev distance, so as long as they’re within 30 feet in the x, y, and z dimensions, they’re within 30 feet.

Though for area damage spells, it’s much, much more complicated. You don’t just have to find the Euclidean distance from them to the center. You have to calculate how much of their square is within that distance.

Me at 20: I’m never going to need Chebyshev distance in real life. Why am I learning this?