You’re forgetting they’re all fucking racist. They aren’t even considering anyone but the US could actually succeed.

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The French Revolution started in 1789.

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Big things big. Bigger things VERY big.

Their teeth are so small they can bite you when you’re sleeping and not notice it. Better to be safe than sorry, especially with rabies.

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I really hope that kid got change and bomb pops aren’t 5 dollars now.

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not any more >:3

Or crypt currency, where you pay with corpses looted from your local graveyard.

It’s all prosperity gospel shit. They see being successful as a moral good, so inversely, being poor is a moral failing that requires punishment.

I have a small hope inside that the whole thing is just a way to fuck with rich people and the album is nothing but fart noises.

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Name a more iconic pair than bananas and fascist death squads

And? He says this shit like, once a week. Has been for years. He’s a liar. Ignore every single fucking word out of his mouth.

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“The purpose is not solely religious,” Sen. J. Adam Bass, R-Bossier City, told the Senate. Rather, it is the Ten Commandments’ "historical significance, which is simply one of many documents that display the history of our country and foundation of our legal system.”

There is NO WAY to say this with a straight face. We all know what you’re fucking doing, just admit it.