Birds of a feather flock together.

Perhaps she’s new and lied on her resume.

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And if you can’t pay, they put the baby back in.

You could tell because it had fanciful decorations of ice cream cones and candy on the sides and it had a big horn loudspeaker playing “Turkey in the Straw”. You see them all the time just driving slowly up and down the neighborhood streets.

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Confucious say, man who fart in church must sit in own pew.

Well it’s about time. The attic could use a little panache.

Can’t imagine why they’re losing customers.

Nice use of a picture of dumbbells to represent their customer base.

Either way you risk a possibility of being rear-ended.

I really commend the creativity and dedication to detail the graphic artist took on this spectacularly breathtaking image.

Put it back please.

I’ll never financially recover from this.

If I were evil and had physical access to these payment systems I’d start by doing the obvious of changing passwords and install backdoors so I’d have permanent access. Then I think I’d start encrypting the database of payees to guarantee complete irreversable control over who gets paid.

But I’m not evil and don’t have access, just playing devil’s advocate.

Well, it’s somewhat color dependent.

This is the same crime that Michael Cohen got three years in prison for. A crime he committed solely to benefit Trump. It makes no sense.

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Unacceptable: “She’s got a nice set of tits.” Acceptable: “She has a dramatic neckline.” It’s all in the delivery and above all know your audience.

Politicians in particular should be rethinking about how much they really want to be complete shitheads in public. Perhaps turn down the glee when they enact harmful legislation as well.