Looks like Christmas came early, just like me

It’s like everyone wanted them to collapse for a reason. Especially the “satellite states”

No. Stalk me IRL you coward

So far…

I don’t put myself out there

They kill the witnesses as well

Jokes on you. These days you get neither.

Does spider have puss-puss?

There comes a time where you have to admit that you need a professional

Is it going to leave initial impressions on my face?

What if it’s drip?

Winter is usually cold not hot

They were “honest” Russian elections

You don’t even have to sleep, that’s the best part

Well yeah. They’re 40 years old and have received little to no maintenance

Cool, when are they putting lead back in gasoline

Done, enjoy your new life as a servitor

He doesn’t seem to mind

Yeah he died. And his family is now stuck in Russia.

Standing here, I realize