These meme lost its sparkle after watching Cold Lasagna Hate Myself 1999
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Star Citizen@lemmy.world•Let Life Transform - Preserve All Wildlife (PAW)English
2·1 hour agoA “preserve all wildlife” video posted to a site now referred to as “the bird corpse” is an extra kind of smh. I don’t even follow them on Mastodon anymore because its not real crossposts, it’s just linking to x.
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Star Citizen@lemmy.world•We May Have Underestimated Engineering | Star CitizenEnglish
2·1 hour agoI have a feeling that the ability to solo mid-sized ships is going to be partly determined by how fast you can move through the interior. I see the Starlancer TAC is in shops in 4.4, but all those hallways when you’re trying to keep a powerplant from going critical may make it tougher than other ships around that size.
Linus is the leader who tells all the Colonels how to do their jobs. Then they order the Drivers to take your data all through the series of tubes.
Also text files. At the end of the day it’s just text files.
Yeah, its either a cold cream soup or a heavily dressed salad.
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Selfhosted@lemmy.world•what would you do with an old dell server?English
23·2 days agoI can’t respect that list anyway. Where is Hanna Montana Linux?!
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Selfhosted@lemmy.world•what would you do with an old dell server?English
25·2 days agoLike most of the best things in life, Proxmox is built from Debian.
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Mildly Infuriating@lemmy.world•Online Oxford English Dictionary puts definitions/meanings and usage behind paywallEnglish
61·2 days agoThe Unabridged Oxford English Dictionary is $1,400 in a hardback set, if you’d rather.
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TenForward: Where Every Vulcan Knows Your Name@lemmy.world•Quark's RootbeerEnglish
19·2 days agoEndorsed by Grand Nagus Rom
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Science Memes@mander.xyz•What's the main device to hammer in a nail?English
373·2 days agoTo answer this question correctly we need to use my favorite super power: pedantry. The meme suggest the rules of who wants to be a millionaire are in play, but that is not expressly stated. Furthermore we’re going to ignore our societal training at recognizing multiple choice questions because, again, we’re not given instructions.
With these powers combined, the question is ambiguous as it doesn’t specify the set from which we are choosing. Using the 4 options below the question is an assumption. Therefore we have to conclude that we’re choosing from an infinite set of options, every possible decimal value from 0 to 100.
The answer is an extremely small percentage, approaching zero.
The squid are nice, but you need a hotend blob if you want to get higher than 6 out of 10. A blob that also consumed a silicon sock will get you to 9, probably.
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Today I Learned (TIL)@lemmy.ca•TIL why you're not supposed to cook or drink hot tap water - it's the lead (and other heavy metals)English
13·2 days agoI’ve never seen a dishwasher with 2 supply lines, they usually only hooked to hot.
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Television@piefed.social•What TV series introduced a plot point, only to abandon or never properly explore or address it??English
14·2 days agoThe one I think of a lot is The Magicians and the vial of blood that Quintin gave to the Kitchen Witch.
They promised it would pay off, even after it seemed like it wouldn’t, but SyFy cancelled the series because they don’t let scripted shows run more than 5 seasons.
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TenForward: Where Every Vulcan Knows Your Name@lemmy.world•No longer just a utensil English
11·2 days agoJaneway would split him in the transporter in a heartbeat.
Whew, for a second I thought I saw myself in that pic. Then I realized I’m drinking a can of soda this morning, so I can go about my business without any troubling self-reflection.
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TenForward: Where Every Vulcan Knows Your Name@lemmy.world•**Content warning**English
20·5 days agoOh, it’s a Lwaxana episode.
and nicotine and cocaine
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Technology@lemmy.world•Meta is earning a fortune on a deluge of fraudulent ads, documents showEnglish
33·6 days agoThey’re also inflating conversion numbers (the thing company ad spend is based on) by over 50%. Google is doing the same. So even real ads are only half as effective as companies think.
Good news! There’s an ad bubble too!


















Right! I forget that fine grained control of everything (including doors) is back with engineering.