Give him your lamp and walk away

It’s fight night at the waffle house pancake days

Must have been easier in those days. I’ve had my listing up for a yard druid for 6 months now and little interest. Is minimum wage and garden hose access not enough anymore? Nah people just don’t want to work 😕

If the stores were smart they would tariff the rice based on the buyers address. Making those weirdos in Sumida-ku pay 145% more will grow the domestic economy and lead to greater prosperity somehow. - Trump 3:16

Words with the -ism suffix. Like capitalism, authoritarianism, veganism, etc.

I just cut mine off. Just got in the way and I’m all about less clutter.

Most of the -ism’s get you here. The only one that doesn’t: Peppa Pigism

She probably feels the more involved we are with Israel vs Iran, the less involved we will be with Trump vs Americans. The lady has priorities on who she wants to die first.

I was in the boxing gym yesterday talking with everyone about the crazy shit Trump and the Republicans are doing and the owner came by and warned us that some members have Trump stickers on their cars. I said “I don’t care, we are in the perfect place to settle it.” In reality it’s because I know the only ones to be worried about were on my side.

I could only find it on amazon, not sure of the print quality. The graphic must be floating around where you can get your own prints done locally: Edit: did find on a few other sights that i’ve never ordered from before,

I hope you guys understand the CEO really needs that private island

If you are in California just go see the next best thing. I had my coworker’s face photoshopped onto the Mona Lisa, printed it on canvas the same size and hung it in the bathroom with a seat directly across from it. Just tell them blackout sent ya.

So sorry buddy. They are the greatest friends in the world and difficult to lose. I’m glad you guys had each other.

That’s cause Pete did an 8-ball and a case of Coors Light™ beforehand

Wow, that’s so little. I go thru a quart every other month. Costs be damned.

When I go to a well regarded diner and they hand me a bottle of that crap with my waffle I ask them to take it away as the sight of it will ruin my life! Barf city

Wore mine today. Also got to tell a Nazi to fuck off so it was a pretty good day.

I saw one of these butterflies in my yard last week. Hoping they were making a stop by my carrots since I don’t have dill

I’ll have you know I’ve listened to all episodes of the Revolutions podcast and remember nothing.

Religion is the greatest grift on society ever made. To believe it actually gives you morals and ethics has continually been disproven.