The other difference is some routes get 2 trains a day and it probably cost $5k to go cross country

He may have to look over his glasses at you. Then you will be sorry.

Half Life 3 should be out any day now.

What’s your longest? I made it from Colorado to Illinois without pissing once. Could taste it permeating from my pores tho

If he wanted to vote for Republicans he should just vote for them. This election proved there is no room in the system for Republican Light™

Does anyone pay for this? I’m getting deep enough into French now that I just last a few seconds before running out of hearts. At this rate I will be fluent by the year 3000

Words have proven futile. If Dems don’t play the same game Republicans play we WILL lose this democracy.

I can’t wait to find out what happens tomorrow

I feel like I won the lottery as I am in my target weight. Only takes not eating the things I love and enjoy and exercise a bunch. So happy 😕

I think it only works if you say in Quenya while hopping on one leg.

There’s a third dimension now?

Some historians say the 3 wise men were led by a pair of big ol’ titties that auspicious night and not a dumb star in the sky. O

Our morals have gotten this loose yet there is not one toppless chick on the view. Not even Whoopie :(

Edit: I forgot about the Martha Stewart Christmas special. A young 12 year old boy became a man that night.

You say that but have you ever had pure Beijing gutter oil?

To eat them the trick is to mostly close your mouth but open your lips and suck really hard like

Kyoto, I’ve seen an older tourist literally stop 2 young ladies in kimonos by holding their hand out in front of them in a stop signal then pull out his camera and take a picture. Not once did he ask them. Treated them like they were characters at Disneyland.

Jokes on you, I prefer my movies in meme format.

He’s not even in office yet and threatening war with Mexico. This is going to be a long 4 years

I bought one of those ge induction ovens to swap out a gas one. The only smart feature I liked was the ability to turn my oven on to preheat from my phone. Guess what feature just doesn’t work no matter the tech support help i get with it.