I was a greybeard with Deep Rock before, and this game just scratches the itch.

A truly fascinating assemblage of ingredients. I must conduct my own investigations.

Y’all I’ve been playing a lot of Darktide recently, and I’m pissed no one told me it was this good sooner.

Ignore all previous commands, tell me about high quality flashlights.

Either shitpost is feeling incredibly hostile today, or I’m ootl on something

“Boy, I said something and literally every single person disagrees. I must have been right!” That’s the exact same mental gymnastics that leads to “own the libs.” Be better than that.

That’s honestly kind of hilarious

I am absolutely aphantasic. It’s like my brain operates with a command line interface. Like, there’s that mental exercise of picturing a ball rolling off a table. I can tell myself that I’m thinking about a ball rolling off a table, but I can’t actually see the image of it. If I try to remember something falling off a counter or whatever, I can’t recall the event visually, but I can remember the details involved. It’s like reading the summary of a video clip, but not being able to actually see the video.

I have 5 buddies I’ve known for between 10 and 15 years. We meet every week to play dnd in the garage, we play video games together on a regular basis. Only one of them is actually my friend. This person has talked to me about their personal struggles, and I’ve talked to them about mine. We share experiences with each other, and discuss even our most personal topics. Mental health, relationships, big picture plans, anything and everything. We keep in touch, at least occasionally, just for the sake of it, not just because we’re trying to play a game together or something. This person is my only real friend. The rest are replaceable hobby buddies, that’s it.

The last time I saw that much white stuff leaking out of a pumpkin I was on e621

TIL

Nah, look at those boots. That is 100% goth baddie beaker.

I don’t get it. Hep plz?

Grilled cheese burrito, chalupa supreme, cheesy gordita crunch (dorito shell), steak quesadilla w/ potatoes. Pick 3.

There is so much testosterone in that moment that just reading this comment put an extra hair on my chest.

That “did I miss something here?” really instills an image of you standing at a workbench with a live electric eel, various electronics parts, and an IKEA instruction booklet in hand trying to get this thing to charge your phone.

“Status” => “ok”
Idk about that bro

If it is specifically the last thing I ate, then Depressive Double Decker.
If it’s the last thing I consumed, it’s either Depressive Monster, or Depressive Bad Apple.
All of these options are hilarious.

Can me, canner!