Ski long jump posting

Ted Bundy wasn’t in the Epstein files either, maybe he wasn’t so bad after all

I disagree. If you fall too much below the speed of traffic you stop being safe and become an obstacle. My rule of thumb is, if semi trucks pass you you are being dangerous. If you want to go slow and still be safe, follow a semi and keep a distance. You will always have more brakes and more grip than a semi, if it can do that speed so can you

How is bombing military facilities and kidnapping the president a peaceful transition?

Top Gun, keep Kelly McGills

Bitchslut is going to be my new catchphrase

“Aw bitchslut, I just missed the bus!”

“Bitchslut, Scoob, I’m glad that he’s frozen in there and we’re out here”

You’ll love myhouse.wad lawnmower% speedruns

Obligatory Italian (based) shitpost

Sheep dog ‘n’ wolf is a PS1 stealth game based on Ralph the wolf, Wile E Coyote’s cousin. And guess what!

If chess is part of the olympics then videogames should be too

I don’t know, I grew up in the 00s and I remember that the music on the radio was 90% pure unadulterated ass. But then the bad songs get forgotten and the best ones earn their place in history. I believe the same thing happens to all trends and technology. While it’s always great to give old stuff a new life I believe we’ll look back on these days in twenty years and start collecting technology from this decade too. What will it be? No one knows.

Varies from person to person. Some people never get this effect, some are very sensitive. Personally, I cut a streetlight clean off after mistakenly taking my girlfriend’s birth control instead of my thyroid pills

Maybe he uses the GOP definition of people: Frozen embryos. That would drop the weight way down

I’m betting on petrified poop

Reminds me of an old joke

Hi, is this the psychic?

Yes, who is it?

Great start…

Was that pretentious pose a fad at the time? Like duckface?

Hell yeah

I’m not glad he was offed, it sets a very dangerous precedent, but I’m not shedding a tear

Masterclass in avoiding the question