Hate week is a time-honored tradition!

You laugh, but the engineroom guys refer to the reactor as a “Hot-rock” diety.

Loot/Blind boxes are like a random pack of baseball cards that you can only show to other owners of baseball cards, or someone who is baseball-card adjacent.

Some of them are “rare” in the sense that the card printing company refuses to make more, despite it costing them nothing after the initial card is made.

What’s more is that the printing compamy has decades of psycologic practices to use on their card pack purchasers. For Example:

• Casino-esque animations, enticing younger collectors before that aren’t even allowed to gamble legally, in person.
• Rarity manipulation, making things rarer than listed. If they list anything more than ‘trust me bro.’
• Making sure that purchasers are surrounded by pack buyers who have already got the rarer cards, generating card envy.
• Removing entire card sets from purchase wirh the whole purpose of making purchasers feel like they will miss out, right now and forever, if they do not buy more packs of cards.

Finally, there is also the fact that all of these cards are entirely digital, so the existance of the cards depend almost entirely on the whims of the printers.

The one that upped it by 30% worked for me on a Steam Deck. I can’t parry everything, but i can at least hit the parry now.

Bold of you to assume he’ll even get that far.

You say that like you’ve never had to struggle for anything…

And advertise for the adblock service? Why I never!

All images of trump make him look bad…

At least Germany got a WW1 vet. We got a bloated real estate developer. con artist.

Ftfy

If FedEx is short for Federal Express, and UPS is short for United Postal Service

Does anyone know what DHL is short for?

My best guess is Dyslexic Letter Handlers!

Capitalists:

“Quick, boss, ask the AI if it thinks it can do your job, too?”

We’ve got the meats!

That sounds like a serious medical issue. They should talk to a doctor about that…

How else will he justify auctioning them off?

In Unearth, the goal is to have enough points via die rolls on a card when a threshold is met to win the card. So higher rolls are generally better.

But, if you have poor luck, and roll below a 3, you get a little token that lets you buy other cards.

If you have the world’s worst luck, and never roll above a 3, there’s a good chance you can win the game through those other cards!

I want something that causes locked-in syndrome and a long ventilator-assisted life.

Maybe then he’ll realize that yes, everyone does, in fact, hate him. And even the cowards he surround himself with will do it straight to his face for once.

Anecdotal, but I just saw a bicyclist run a flagger paddle in a construction zone thinking it was a yield. Almost get creamed by oncoming traffic. So it probably shouldn’t be treated as a yield at all because people are too dumb when it comes to inconsistent rules.

Meanwhile, the company has raked in record profits year after year, but nothing below C-suite and shareholder has seen a dime of it.

SLBM, technically. Submarine Launched Ballistic Missiles.