Curling up into the fetal position and crying in between protests.

Laws are only words on paper if no one bothers to enforce it. Even moreso when it comes to constitutions.

In 5th grade I discovered that my hand and wrist were small enough to reach up into 25 cent bathroom pad and tampon dispensers. I didn’t really understand what they were for but I thought it was funny to empty them out whenever I saw them.

Are you a part of the “we can always tell crowd”? I made this bad boy using the shitty stick image editor on my phone lol

I dont trust him.

He hears the screams of the bits of carpet he hasn’t thrown up on yet.

He was morbidly obese when we got him from the humane society

I often question why he looks so anxiety-ridden all the time, as his day job is napping and property destruction.

It’s funnier to take bad pictures tho. Why else would I have a cat?

Same vibes

No worries lol, I just got very strong r/iamverysmart vibes. Thank you for the info! The meme is really just to make fun of the cat, which tends to be my day job

K?

We coulda told you that without a study bruh

Oh it’s not a puddle, the two are stubbornly stacked up on top of the older orange one and he did not consent

Holy shit

It’s pretty bad, and also feels very insensible most of the time. I immediately get chills down the back of my neck if spot something that has irregularly shaped holes (like those stupid dry ball things that white people keep in decorative bowls in their foyer) and if I try to actually look at it I start to panic. Like, it’s just holes, I guess it makes about as much sense as any other phobia.

Universal memory

I’ll bet they have caramel on the inside, eh?