

But I’m soooo cold…
I’m the worst poster you’ve ever heard of, but you have heard of me


But I’m soooo cold…


I remember once where I turned into a demon or something as an adolescent child. Also weird and different dream, but they felt like they were supposed to be Satan or a stand-in… anyway we fucked, and at some point Santa banged me in a dream too. I should clarify, these last two weren’t really a nightmare :3.
More often than not though it’d be sharks, like deep blue sharks. Or some dread of something chasing me and needing to run. Otherwise it’s zombies, work nightmares, or flickering lights that signals I’m about to have a bad time. Or final destination esque scenarios.
One that I still remember when I was young was this light passing through the window and having it hit the blinds to create beams of light that moved with the entity. Then the light stops, the blinds open and there’s this luminescent floating wraith, onryo, skeletal creature, peering into the room and then without warning, it lets out a haunting wall.
But lately it’s been a whole lot of nothing. Last nightmare I can recall was in 2020 and I think I was upset that I hadn’t gotten payment for … Online accounting… from the two final presidential nominees… I think everything happened off screen or thankfully is a blur. Was not particularly fond of it but thought it was funny at least, especially since I wanted my bag.
imo I think my brain was thinking about how fucked I was between the two choices AND I was at the time at a homeless shelter with no real privacy to relieve myself of pent up revolutionary spirits. Other than that idk, they certainly aren’t my type. Not like Satan or Santa I guess. 


I got confused, I have a chilldo stuck inside me and I’ve stuck my cylindrical appendage into my chyllindrical object. Send help 


#Dirtbag_Leftists_stay_winning


If I remember correctly this got a ‘BiOlOgIcAl’ (cis) woman fired, when a man followed her in under the pretext of a transvestigation.


O… I haven’t been back on tik tok in a min, it was my lil rednote before rednote. But I was on briefly after it was turned off and on again and it WAS relatively similar. Mostly getting left wing takes and hasanabi clips. So idk what it’s been turned into now. Will it flag anything like red sun in the sky, trotsky =lib, or hot maoists in my area?


I thought they were a company based in Singapore? Or was it just the representative?


Don’t forget they’ve been training the employees to give out less banana mush than they used too, the trick is to wait for them to do the first scoop then decide if you want double mush.


Reasonable crashout


[Cw: Vore]


Later princess Vageta!!!
Jokes on you, you still don’t know what I’m into


I do too… But I’ve been cheated on and I’m into everything. But IDK it’d be more nonmonogamous and wholesome not just being an inactive partner and only watching. I’m definitely bi and unashamed though. I’d definitely be able to take it on the chin just like my dom’s enormous
and



You think they’ll come after me about that one time I was 17 and lied and said I was 18 that one time? Or when I was 18 and said I was at least 21? Do they take you to horny jail? I need to know in case I got to clean out.


Can they help me look up the vids I can’t find anymore? Not just the sissy hypno, but the hot manly neighbor banging the wife while the husband is at work? Plz halp 


Yep. Lol no worries.


Yep I’ve heard it. Is good. Still think I like parliament more tho.


They’ve snuck their way into my yt music and or Pandora. So I’m more of a tourist than anything with any given band, but 9 out of 10 times I listen to a whole bands discography.
but I’ll give Internet friends a listen.


Get back here you COWARD!!! No wonder you’ll only ever be a prince!!! Get back here and give me the back shots you give Goku!!!


Sure, fine, I can be bulma, now come take my phone, KING!
You’re telling me that I’m supposed to compete and innovate in the free market? What are we? A bunch of commies?!