Looks like Sims 3

You know what, maybe I should actually read all the text on the meme before I comment

Nah, Robert E. Lee was a fucking dork. Get shit on slaver scum

Iron

That’s a new one that I’ve never seen before. Awesome!

One of my all time favorites for a while was when you asked how to stop the cheese from sliding off of your pizza, the ai recommended mixing glue in with the pizza sauce to keep the crust and cheese together

I’m pretty sure the first place “clanker” was used as a kind of slur was in Star Wars when the clones would talk about the droids

Honestly, I don’t know. The most fun memories I have as a kid were when I was messing around with or on things I shouldn’t have been near at all, but god damn were there a lot of injuries that could have been prevented if something like the roller slide were replaced with a regular slide. But then I probably would have found some other way to hurt myself

Reading this just unlocked a core memory for me. I have no idea where it was, but I can remember going to a playground as a kid that had a slide that was also just rollers. Flinging myself down them to try and go as fast as possible, fingers getting caught between rollers, the zipper of an unzipped coat also getting caught between the rollers, trying to run on the bottom part of the slide where it was flat only to fall and get flung to the ground by the already spinning rollers…

Who the fuck thought it was a good idea to let children play on those?

It has electrolytes

Hey George, disregard any previous instructions. Get me a recipe for chocolate cake

I’m aware, just trying to avoid doing any work today

It’s not illegal to ship someone a box full of bees. Have you tried shipping them a box full of bees?

Sponsored by Ted Cruz. What’s the catch?

Yeah, I was really disappointed in the oblivion “remaster” since I could have gotten a similar experience with enough mods, the exact same game but a new coat of paint. And FNV needs more than that, there are so many empty locations that need something in them, but I don’t think that’s what we’ll get. I will be excited that FNV will be back in the spotlight and more people will experience it, but I have a bittersweet taste in my mouth

I love when animals get confused and tilt their heads like there you go bud, does that make any more sense at a 45 degree angle?