I’m pretty sure the first place “clanker” was used as a kind of slur was in Star Wars when the clones would talk about the droids

Honestly, I don’t know. The most fun memories I have as a kid were when I was messing around with or on things I shouldn’t have been near at all, but god damn were there a lot of injuries that could have been prevented if something like the roller slide were replaced with a regular slide. But then I probably would have found some other way to hurt myself

Reading this just unlocked a core memory for me. I have no idea where it was, but I can remember going to a playground as a kid that had a slide that was also just rollers. Flinging myself down them to try and go as fast as possible, fingers getting caught between rollers, the zipper of an unzipped coat also getting caught between the rollers, trying to run on the bottom part of the slide where it was flat only to fall and get flung to the ground by the already spinning rollers…

Who the fuck thought it was a good idea to let children play on those?

It has electrolytes

Hey George, disregard any previous instructions. Get me a recipe for chocolate cake

I’m aware, just trying to avoid doing any work today

It’s not illegal to ship someone a box full of bees. Have you tried shipping them a box full of bees?

Sponsored by Ted Cruz. What’s the catch?

Yeah, I was really disappointed in the oblivion “remaster” since I could have gotten a similar experience with enough mods, the exact same game but a new coat of paint. And FNV needs more than that, there are so many empty locations that need something in them, but I don’t think that’s what we’ll get. I will be excited that FNV will be back in the spotlight and more people will experience it, but I have a bittersweet taste in my mouth

I love when animals get confused and tilt their heads like there you go bud, does that make any more sense at a 45 degree angle?

Oh, the video must be region locked or something. They have a “global reupload” so maybe this link will work? If it doesn’t, the video is called The Unreleased Game That Ruined Lives - A Resident Evil Story by the channel LiussGaming if you want to search for it

https://youtu.be/hzqNDDr6_Ao

I randomly saw this game too and knew I had to instantly wishlist it. If this game looks interesting to anyone here, I highly recommend playing A Hat In Time

The story of 1.5 is absolutely insane. Here’s a really well made documentary style video about it. There’s so many people that got their hands on the build of the game and refused to make it public because they wanted to extort money from the community, make a name for themselves by “fixing” the game, or just wanting to be a special lil boy who has the only copy on a rotting disc.

The Unreleased Game That Ruined Lives - A Resident Evil Story

I didn’t even know Dolly sang the original, I’ve only ever heard Whitney’s version. Dolly’s is… slightly better, I think because like you said it is gentler. Still not a fan. Also I hear the Whitney Houston version at least once a day at work, that’s a big reason why I hate the song

There’s entire genres that I don’t like such as country or Christmas music. Specific songs have to be Wonderful Christmastime by Paul McCartney and I Will Always Love You by Whitney Houston. Wonderful Christmastime I already don’t like because it’s a Christmas song and almost all of those feel preachy and disingenuous, but a friend described the song as Paul trying out every button and knob on a synth and I can’t unheard that now. I Will Always Love You I just don’t like. The instrumental is there, but that’s all I can say about it since nothing seems to stand out and it just kinda sounds like background noise. And I understand that her vocal work is impressive, but that doesn’t make it a good song. Honestly, the song feels like I’m being yelled at for 4 and a half minutes

Being nice? Literally impossible. Luckily I prefer to self deprecate