Foraged too many mussels tonight, I’m STILL cleaning them off. Barnacles keep trying to grow on me

news heads, how bad would it be if a US missile reached moscow

Stuffing was made by a friend, and was served as a side. It would have had to cook for like 30 more minutes if the stuffing and turkey were combined, and I fully see how that would cause it to overcook by getting too high of a temperature

Despite what I said last time, the past 2 days of hanging out with my crush have led me to conclude that I should NOT confess feelings for her tomorrow. She needs to move past her ex, who continues to contact her and cause her pain. We have chemistry, but it wouldn’t be productive to ask her out now. Perhaps I wait until I take her as my date to a prom-themed party next month …

The wait is going to drive me insane, but hanging out with her in the meantime will be fun regardless. Gotta quickly figure out a promposal next week

Completely unrelated, but why do people make turkey so dry? I roasted one for the first time today, and it was better than every turkey my family has ever had for thanksgiving. I have such a ridiculous amount of leftovers also 🤤

PLEASE TRUMP, PLEASE DO THIS, I WOULD VOTE FOR YOU IN 2028

Is my crush fully over her ex? No. Am I still going to ask her out? Yes. I’ll probably get rejected but eh, what’s the harm in confessing feelings to a friend? Nearly did it today, definitely doing it sunday

in amerikkka settler colonists are a protected class

people will just start calling them genocidal apartheid-supporters instead

or maybe fascist isn’t a slur yet

No, women were 60% of the engineers (fallen to 40% in russia). The article says only 9% of engineers are women in the US but I think it’s closer to 17% nowadays

good god I need a vacation

Yes, this is (probably) true, not having looked into it. The 130 million number comes from the 54% with a literacy below 6th grade level. Many americans can’t pronounce complex words while reading, indicating they probably don’t understand the text. I would have expected the % of americans reading books to be even worse

It could be an extremely smart way to leave the door open for desantis 2028, as a successor to Trump and to avoid a crisis in the party. They basically pregamed newsom vs desantis in the governor debate

Please rfk, americans yearn for the days when america was great! We must bring back polio

he’s appointing all the wackiest chapo characters, patriots are in control

fake news, we have no evidence that the tallest man is capable of speaking

mr trump PLEASE appoint me as secretary of labor, interior, or transportation. The people yearn for my incompetence mr trump

Okay this is the funniest timeline

She only says middle class unless she’s condemning people in poverty for not being middle class. It was so annoying

I touch grass for 48 hours and return to y’all acting like the site is falling apart lmao

everything is going to be fine

happy some famous posters are finally returning :)

Pretty sure this is the same guy who admitted the mercenary plot to coup Maduro was planned by a bunch of democrat congresspeople