This is far too coherent to have actually been written by him.

Haha - yep, exactly! I started the first video like, “Meh, I’ll give it two minutes.” And ended like, “I need to watch ALL the things!”

Awesome!

He’s my lowkey hero.

Yeah, I’m hearing about 11M protesting today and like 20k at his Suckfest. Too bad it didn’t get rained out. Great to hear the turnout in your red area!

I’d venture to guess more like a million+. There were tens of thousands in Denver alone.

I highly recommend checking out this video regardless of what model you get:

https://youtu.be/jHP942Livy0

Makes me think of “Throw Some Ass” by Sofi Tukker.

Well, it’s in this one song we’ve been singing for quite a while ya see…

I’ll take the dog and rhino together please.

Dress for the job you want!

God I miss the OG ThinkGeek so much.

I shall start calling mine Sir Cheese.

Crickets taste like cornnuts to me.

So has the US, but I don’t think that’s gonna save us.

Kremlin: Trump just needs his blankie and a nap.

I absolutely HATE when a restaurant forces me to use my phone to see their stupid QR code menu.

I understood the idea when COVID was a large factor, but now it’s just greedy and lazy on their part. I’ll tolerate it the one time and then won’t go back.

No, I can as well.

Kindergarten - Mrs. Gall 1st - Ms. Voght 2nd - Ms. Lenahan 3rd - Ms. Piper 4th - Ms. Noda 5th - Mr. Kramer (Cramer?) Orchestra - Mr. Graves

6th & onward gets tricky because we switched teachers for each subject and had different ones every year. That list would get really long, and be highly boring to type out (and probably to read as well).

Yeah, my 9th grade chemistry teacher, Mr. Kavall, should not have been working with children. Possibly being a drill sergeant might have suited him better.