I thoroughly enjoyed the onomatopoeia for the web fart. 🥸

HR just sat me down, together with the CEO, the writer, the artist, the social media manager, the coffee lady and the janitorial staff of CustardFist inc. (a.k.a. my appartement) and I all agreed that this comic hit the right level of raunchiness to stir up the much needed engagement.

Then I all patted each other on the back and went my separate ways. What an eventful day this was. 😌

Oooo. Yeah. Good one. Dry straw going into a way to dry hole. 🤔👍

Oooooo…… Nice one. 👌😙👌

C’mon. Make yourself useful and come up with a funny sound for the insertion of the straw. 😏

Boy, are they in for a surprise. 😏

Maybe you’re a weirdo, like me. 🤪😉

Haha. 🤣

If you like it, you like it. 🫲😙
😌🫱 If you don’t like it, you don’t like it.

Thanks. ☺️ I’m considering getting tested (or whatever it’s called) for ADHD. My brain is all over the place. 😬

Hmmm. This should shave off a few minutes of your day. 😀

Try before you die (and die you will 🤢🤮😵😉)

His wife wanted to get rid of that farking this. 😏

What a vicious circle. 😉

“and it’s also a little selfish of you to go out for groceries while there was a house fire, Emma.”

“Ffffffffffhonk!”

Thank you. I’m also glad to be here on this platform. 😌

Thanks. ☺️

Pfff. Try getting that done in 20 minutes. 😮‍💨

But if ‘getting stuck in large kitchen appliances’ is your thing, check these out:

• This stepsis horror story
• This oldie filled with cliches