You mean being married to Luc Besson?

If only our council houses hadn’t been sold off at a massive discount by Margaret Thatcher. Who is Farage’s favourite politician again? Oh, and who did Shabana Mahmood name as one of her political heroes?

And raping kids doesn’t mean you’re a paedophile. Generally, people do it because they’re easy targets, not because they’re especially attracted to them.

“Cvno doesn’t fuckin’ care!”

Hey, you can’t say that on reddit!

Oh, right.

Hey, that’s not fair! I don’t take pleasure.

You like being sentient??

Mandelson’s human? Well, if Cherie Blair says it, that’s good enough for me.

It might help that Mandelson’s lobbying firm, Global Counsel, had Palantir as a client and set up a meeting with Starmer on their behalf. Obviously I’m not suggesting this wasn’t entirely in the nation’s interest.

Maybe both countries should stop executing people given that a non-negligible number of them are entirely innocent. Maybe capital punishment should have been abandoned long before the 21st Century and any country that continues it be a pariah state.