Didn’t 2 marines die near the beginning?

But because the deal is with Ukraine, doesn’t that mean we want them to win now?

Is that backbone I detect?

I mean, Windows still sucks ass.

Fuck Microsoft

What does it say?

Thank you!

This story is so unAmerican, I can’t even follow what is going on. Translation?

To give the Covenant back their bomb.

Goosebumps

Sir, permission to leave the station.

Might as well. Can’t afford anything else.

If only Siri could understand what I say

The warrior voice

Jellyfish have a distributed brain, so they’re not exactly mindless?

Now fire ze missiles!!!

Lol

What was the outcome!

Did you just compare transitioning to making hamburger?

Obviously

Yeah, because Russia went away, so no army needed!