Is it illegal for women to be topless?

Milwaukee is by far the best.

Just destroy the cameras.

Does it still start up after getting wet?

What does it say?

Oh man… what if I worked at Taco Bell…

Took long enough

Yes. Tons of American Venezuelans voted for him.

Forget about them/betray them.

Wise

“Only destroy”

• My cats

Intelligence is knowing that everyone is an idiot.

Wisdom is accepting that you are also an idiot.

Really? Not a single link or picture of a file?

I ate it. It tasted like… fascism.

? There seems to be some question on here.

Dead means dead if you don’t do anything about it

Wait, does “birds akimbo” mean her boobs were flapping about?

This is like saying your car battery isn’t dead because I’m able to jump start it.

Jesus would like a word with you.

Once upon a time, many moons ago as a resident, I was called at 2 AM by the organ donation team to call the time of death of a beautiful 21-year-old girl who had gone into a diabetic coma and never woke up. There was 20 people in the room weeping, Amazing Grace was playing; I was sweating bullets. So I stood there until her pulse stopped and called it, even though she still had PEA on the monitor. I was so nervous, I followed her into the OR to make sure she didn’t wake up when they cut her.