Does your year have 24 months or your months have 8 weeks?

Instead they sing because they are working to fuck

Oh look, the consequences of our inaction

You get 10k every 2 weeks? I wish I got that much

Innovation is tech heresy, we will continue doing things the same stupid way we always have. Praise the Machine God!

Exactly zero people have the same exact name as me because I have a total of 5 names, 2 first names (one western one japanese) and 3 family names.

Then the sentence makes no sense to me

oh, Im just guessing here though (from what I saw when visiting), hopefully that is the case

Not sure that shrine in particular but I do think torii gates in some shrines are replaced somewhat often. At Inari they had business names behind them which I assume are the ‘sponsors’ of that torii, probably they pay to have the gate fixed and I imagine that brings luck to that business. In short, he might have been lucky to deface the least critical part of the shrine.

Not once in my life have I ever even concieved the possibility of buying and much less wearing a political candidate’s apparel, I find that just so weird

Jiggly business strategy

He is on his way to eat her ass right now

Lots of egg laying?

Just get a new wife at home depot

Elden Ring got something for all the kinks, specially feet kinks

Improvised weapon, deals 1d4 dmg

And some other games you do all sidequests and you become a monster that steamrolls through the story (like dragons dogma 2 IIRC)

We don’t need more Trump towers thx

I thought he was gonna realize that we are gonna destroy ourselves anyway so he can just go back to sleep

Load screen minigames was patented for quite a few years, it’s the reason we couldn’t have fun while waiting for the game to load. The patent has run out tho I think, but nowadays it doesn’t matter cause SSDs