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Cake day: July 3rd, 2023

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  • “Isn’t it weird that your job is basically staring into a hole all day? Like, did you lose a bet or something?”

    I have a very broad scope of practice, so I stare into other holes as well! But no, didn’t know how much of my profession would involve starting into holes.

    “Do you ever feel like your patients are secretly judging you while you’re judging their behinds?”

    Eh, not really? Most people tend to be quite self conscious and so are wrapped up in their own judgement to judge me.

    “What was the first time you told someone, ‘I want to dedicate my life to bottoms,’ and how did they respond?”

    I think it was my parents? Pretty much their response was “seems like a good way to pay the bills”.

    “If you think about it, the rectum is like the backdoor of the body. Do you ever knock, or is it more of a barging-in situation?”

    I like to take the door by surprise. If you give them notice by knocking, they clean up the place a bit. Gotta catch them by surprise to know what’s really going on.

    “Would you say the rectum is the most underappreciated organ, or is it just happy to be left alone?”

    Underappreciated for sure. Ever seen that meme about which organ is the most important? Anus shuts up and everyone dies.






  • Yes, have been approached many times. Very open to shadowing and have had multiple people shadow me.

    How would you prefer to be asked?

    I’m not sure exactly what that question means? I guess I would prefer someone say “I am interested in medicine, can I shadow you to see if it’s something I truly want to do?” Or “I’m applying to medical school and need shadowing hours. Your profession sounds like fun, can I shadow you?”. Problem is you gotta know someone. Or know someone who knows someone. Can’t just walk in off the street and say “I want to shadow”, I’ll likely say no. Most institutions do have a program to facilitate shadowing, which can help with access to willing docs.

    Does that answer your question?



  • Hi gang! Doctor here, trained at and still work at the local “Rectal Foreign Body Center of Excellence”, so I feel somewhat qualified to give my professional opinion.

    Yes, nothing without a flared base should be used in this fashion. BUT, there’s pretty much no risk for harm here. Mechanical obstruction is unlikely because, as OP says, it’ll get mushy and get pooped out. Bananas aren’t much of an irritant like a citrus fruit, so not much risk for chemical damage. Someone else said there might be a risk of potassium overdose, but not really. The rectum does absorb, but not as much as the stomach. So while some potassium will be absorbed, this is at worst equivalent to eating the same number of bananas. Which won’t harm you.

    So not a big risk here. That being said, flared bases, everyone!








  • Borders are absolutely in the star Trek utopia. Everything has borders. What we do about those borders is the difference.

    Each quadrant, solar system, etc has borders. These are even more arbitrary as the current state, county, and country borders across our world tend to follow natural terrain or longitude and latitude. None of these exist in space. But the quadrant borders are as easy to cross as for me to drive to my next US state. However, the Kardassian border is not so easy to cross, just like it’s not so easy for me to cross into North Korea.

    Borders are not the inherent issue here. Conflict is the inherent issue, and borders are how we try to minimize that conflict.