He already is.

Kim’s Convenience.

I was working my first IT job when The Net came out, and I thought the tech in it was pretty good. Later I discovered that every IP address shown has at least one octet higher than 255. Probably just an “anonymizing” thing, but I didn’t notice it at the time.

Well now I want to know what the song was.

Regarding two of your items, the Steam Deck OLED is out of stock, and last I heard Valve isn’t expecting to have more until the end of summer. As for Fantasy Life i, it’s been selling extremely well, over a million copies sold in its first month. I wouldn’t expect to see a significant discount on it for a while.

It’s very low-pressure, but progress is steady. Good for grinding while watching a video or listening to a podcast.

I’m grinding hard on Fantasy Life i. I think I’m going to get 100% achievements, which is a rarity for me.

Does imitation crab get impostor syndrome?

Hey, if it wants to replace me and take over my life it can fucking have it.

https://www.thewandcompany.com/tricorder/

That’s where “I’m not a witch, I’m your wife!” comes from.

I think you’re seeing a particularly bulbous piece of green pepper.

Truth in advertising.

To be fair, the company has changed hands several times. The whiskey in the advert and the whiskey you can buy today are not the same product.

Sometimes I wish Hell actually was real, just so I could see the looks on the faces of all the “Christians” that end up there with me.

No, it wasn’t,

Pretty much anything from Sid and Marty Krofft qualifies.

Doesn’t he also hold her in the episode where he bowls 300, then does it again but is holding Maggie and knocks the “300” balloon out of the way?

NT 4.0 and Windows 2000 both had real logins, and they both had workstation versions.

In those days tutorials weren’t a thing. Games came with manuals that you were expected to actually read.