Life goals: get yourself someone who looks at you the way Arnie looks at Wilt

Just fold the whole pizza into a calzone. Problem solved.

This is a shit post community. There are no topics.

You seem rather civil, compared to the usual shit we deal with. As long as things stay civil, I’m leaving it up. Cheers!

I left it up just to spite you. Also, you’re clearly not a fan of being here. Allow me to show you the door.

I see what you did there, op.

Fun fact: you can report posts and us mods will see them.

Or you can whine about it instead. How’s that working out for you?

Did you not realize you’re in the shit post community? I’m gonna leave this up since some good discussion is being had here.

Goddamn. Easy, Satan.

It’s the same guy!

Please don’t post shit like this here. We have to deal with it everywhere else already.

Everyone, this is Aww. One of the few places left to just be nice and decent. Any incivility well be removed. Let’s start the new year off more civilly, please.

My favorite part is this meme is the extra background

For fuck’s sake, Mickey. Mark shit like this NSFW.

In fairness, this is a shit post sub. Nothing is worth it by default. It’s the whole charm.

Goddamn, op. This is the shittiest thing I’ve seen on this sub in ages. It’s fuckin terrible. Bravo!

Hi there. Just a heads up, we don’t have any rule explicitly defining what a shitpost is. It’s intentionally kept broad. However, we do have a rule about being respectful. So, please be nice.

Mod here. Please post something against the rules so I can get that dopamine hit. This one is perfectly okay to be here.

a slide rule

Thanks! It’s been literal decades since I last saw it. Such an odd movie it was.