He predicted that Western civilization would enter the period of pre‑death emergency around the year 2000, which would lead to 200 years of Caesarism (extra-constitutional omnipotence of the executive branch of government) before Western civilization’s final collapse.

Hm. Maybe the guy was on to something after all.

Psychiater Habermeyer sieht «keine Anhaltspunkte für ein therapeutisches Fehlverhalten».

Hmm. Ja nee, is klar. Kann halt mal passieren.

Good analysis.

She: “Oh darling, that was amazing! Now I’m really hungry!”
He: *makes hissing noises*
She: “Oh shit, a snake!”

Yes. Please send me a list of your accounts. I’ll send you a list of safe passwords you can change them to.

They’re after definitely monsters lurking behind some of those doors.

Sind solche Leute meistens nicht.

Ich meinte jetzt die Spiele mit Kernel Level Anti Cheat. So FIFA und CoD und so einen Kram. Braucht zwar kein Mensch, ist aber sehr populär.

Aber die armen Autos! Wo sollen denn die armen Autos parken? *bekommt Herzkammerflimmern*

Yeah, those Russian contract soldiers totally aren’t doing it for the money. And Papa Putin’s fever dream of imperial glory totally isn’t guided by ideological delusions. Completely different.

Hey, aber auf der Dampfmaschine kann ich gar nicht die 23ste Fortsetzung meiner scheissifizierten, durchkommerzialisierten, auf gnadenlose Profitmaximierung getrimmten Massenspiele spielen. Das taugt ja mal gar nix!

People often aren’t aware that the average PC gamer doesn’t have a 5090. The majority of people are using pretty outdated hardware. And Steam are certainly in a position to know that because of the Steam survey.

You need to renounce your wicked lifestyle and follow the teachings of our Lord and Saviour, Linus Torvalds!

But it’s really easy. Wanna know how many inches are in a mile? One inch is 0.0254 m. One mile is 1609.344 m. 1609.344 / 0.0254 is 63360. There.

Really owned the libs there!

They’re as stupid as the people who elect them.

The bully rooks in their buskin’ boots better run.

Sounds about right.

Congrats, but I think you could have saved yourself a lot of hassle by using Mint.

No.