DoctaaMonstaa [none/use name]

Don’t know much about faking drug tests. However, if you need to buy yourself some time, you could fake a positive COVID test the day before. That way you could delay taking your drug test until later, giving you more time to detox or to acquire a fake urine kit.

Faking a positive COVID test is pretty easy for a rapid test, you literally just put anything acidic on the swab.

Be prepared when you return from Cuba to be interrogated for possibly multiple hours by US border patrol. That’s what happened to me. If they ask you why you went, do not say “tourism.” You have to say, “support for the Cuban people.” Everything will be easier if you go through a travel agency, as they will understand all the rules regarding the sanctions. I believe travel one does trips to Cuba. As far as getting interrogated, things to remember: You have to give them your name, your ofac license, passport, where you stayed, and your bags. They are allowed to search all of your bags without warrants, so do not bring back contraband. Pretty much the only things you should bring back are books and art pieces (and they may take those). You don’t need to answer any questions being those that they ask, but they also do not need to provide you a lawyer and can detain you for almost as long as they want. HOWEVER, if they cause you to miss a connection, they are required to give you a new flight. I could talk more about my experience but don’t have time. DM me if your want to talk more.

Pretty sure this exists from a company called bigme. Might be hard to get in the US though.

Okay, I’m trying to make a full list of all the BMF accounts so far. There’s black_mold_futures, apparitionist, timecubeevangelist, trumanshow_irl, sealand_macronation, gardenSkink, and now privatized_sun. I know there are others, please comment them if you know so that I can find them later. These posts need to be preserved. Additionally, both myself and another user have independently found what we believe is BMF’s reddit account: reddit.com/u/OpenCommune

Edit: ides_of_merch, Bjork_shhh

Edit 2: Another user has pointed out that the account Ketamine_device_tech is BMF-esque and may be the actual original account, but the account was never banned, so I think it might be a different person entirely.

Edit 3: Having read more of Ketamine_device_tech, it actually does seem like a larval-stage BMF. The posts have similar gripes (one post uses the phrase "Jacobin socialists love Walmart), and they use the “amber snacking” emote.

Edit 4: godzilla_vs_jerboa, as pointed out by infuziSporg

At what point did Reddit become so obsessed with finding people to recreationally get mad at?

Wait until you hear about this website called Hexbear

Chris: Tone, I’m just sayin’, I think dat dis whole anarchy thing makes some sense, you know? Doze otha guys, dey was all doin atharitarian shit, like wit the holodinner an’ whatnot.

Tony: You shut da fuggup about about dat, it was da damn weathuh! And doze kulaks didn’t help none eitha! Doze anarchists in Spain you love, how far did dey get huh?

Chris: [Cocks head and throws hand in the air in mild exasperation, ending the conversation]

Tony: “Saw a meme today. Was pretty funny, made me laugh real good.”

Melfi: “Anthony, was this another meme from that website we’ve talked about, with the hexagonal bear?”

Tony: “You know what how about you get da fuck offa my ass okay? Dere’s nuttin wrong witthat website!”