I got it as a baby with no money

It says to baldly go…

The average American reads at an elementary school level, and many are functionally illiterate. Here is a case in point.

Why do the bad guys seem like poor guys just trying to survive?

You might be a cat-holic with too many felines.

Why won’t they respect this administrative warrant?

Looks like a spinosaurus swimming through the job sector

He too shall pass away…

The woman of course.

These are the vehicles to have in the Apocalypse. Carry your own solar panels and charge it. No need to get fuel since gasoline only stays fresh for 6 months.

This never would have happened if Iran had nuclear weapons

The like the poorly educated

It would be a lot cooler if they just targeted Trump properties and golf courses

A guy’s guy sounds super woke. You know, rainbow stuff

Why would there be dorms in a k-12 school? Live your perverted fantasy somewhere else.

He’d still be looking for his wife’s favorite escaped slave. (A real person)

What if you made a private school for LGBTQ kids and used vouchers to pay for it?

Did he try to dose them with anti STD pills?

The silly cones

Smooth endoplasmic reticulum