R. Kelly

Crowd funded auction = cash from both sides

Quite Vexing

Just crawl through it in the morning and you’re dressed!

Jesus that last VQ is making me irrationally angry

Heart-le Pool, Braintree, St Pancreas

Crucially there is a cost to you (in data & power) to receive the ads. Precident has been set since the dawn of the net to choose which elements you download & execute, e.g. text only, no script, no autoplay video

0pm is the only way

Exactly this, but when I finally wrestled it from him, I realised he was eating fox shit

This latest Rom Com is so realistic, but did we have to stop the plot every time a character needed to take a shit?

I have a playlist set up to listen to full albums at random. Today was

• Motorpsycho: Timothy’s Monster
• Samsara Blues Experiment: Waiting for the Flood
• Math the Band: Don’t Worry
• Cymande: Cymande
• Minsk: With Echoes in the Movement of Stone
• Common: Be

Anything goes, I just hate having to stop the tunes when I have to jump on a call

“Viggo, get the euthanasia stick”

Lots of thermal paste makes the skin extra crispy, and is a great source of heavy metal toxicity you won’t find in other cooking methods!

After surviving the Southport stabbings, Leanne Lucas launched the “Let’s Be Blunt” campaign, calling for safer, rounded-tip kitchen knives instead of pointed ones.

Just feels so short-sighted. There are plenty of other sharp objects in the world. Someone motivated to get a weapon is unlikely to just give up because kitchen knives are round tipped

I use an old cpu cooler to effectively increase the surface area without cutting, works a treat

Horse manure tends to be free around these parts

Got to train the staff, and for that you’ll need a consultancy firm to deliver the full package of workshops, videos, quizes and one-to-one sessions

As far as I remember (25 years ago), this doesn’t work. Kids just don’t appreciate witty comebacks

It’s always a treat when the support band is better than the one you came for