Enver_McTim [he/him]

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Cake day: September 8th, 2021

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  • gen z is simultaneously pretty sex positive and virginity positive

    Boomers:

    “Women who sleep around and wear crop tops and short shorts are wh*res with no self-respect, your body is a temple”

    “Young people today are sexless losers who spend all day their phone, when I was in high school half my class got drunk and gave each other chlamydia”


  • Enver_McTim [he/him]@hexbear.nettonews@hexbear.netGay sex wins again
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    5 months ago

    Yeah stuff like mile high club is legaler than you think, one time I took weed gummies with my ex-boyfriend before a flight which gave us the brilliant idea to go to the first class bathroom together at 4am to “make out,” he gave me a blowjob and that was that. It’s literally only illegal if you’re caught in the act and something like that you physically can’t be, just don’t make noise

    Not recommending or condoning it we’re just fucking stupid stoner college kids. If someone saw us coming out, we pass as two straight guys so we thought we’d say something like “we’re just friends who needed somewhere private to talk about something personal” centrist In the off chance someone presses you can just pull a limited hangout and say this is the first time you’re seeing each other in a while and you wanted to kiss, there’s literally no way they can know you did more



  • I messaged someone a year ago after he implied he was a college student in my state. We exchanged instagrams and he turned out to be over 40 at a community college (which is cool, I assumed he’d be my age but was still happy to have a hexbear for an insta mutual)

    Then he started flirting with me, although when I told him I wasn’t interested in that he stopped. But then he asked if we could meet up, and for me to “prove I’m actually 19 and not a minor” because “it’s hard to tell with people around your age” or something. Told him pretty definitively that I didn’t want to meet up, and blocked him after he was like “you sure? Just looking for a communist friend, and I have free beer”