Bcs their original business was air-to-crowd weaponry.

It left him skidmarked for life

Omg they used secret high tech frozen poop projectiles to leave no trace.

Makes sense, can’t have minerals from Agarttha piling up out in the open.

Mmm, sealed eggplant flavours …

If Crowdstrike crashes systems on the plane Im traveling on this is exactly who I want in the cockpit - someone with sys admin skills.

The eggplant?

Or the big yellow ones?

… maybe?

Which one is she again?

They are great, all by servers are wearing them!

But beware, don’t fall for scams, some sellers will be trying to sell you regular diapers claiming they work just as good. Only buy original.

Alien sacrifices for favourable gods will, yes, that is correct.
And yes, it was (mostly) aliens bcs if higher copper concentration in their blood.

How could anyone believe Egyptians had electricity by wire, that doesn’t make any sense.

Yeah, lol, thats me too, also helps me at work (well, not help “me” per se, but the quality of my work is much better).

I love having approximate knowledge of many things.

Its about the best thing the modern information age has to offer to a pleb like me. A few hundred years ago if I wanted to research a random topic I would have had to be very lucky, prob royalty.

From that Popeye chick?
Idk, I don’t think it’s the same period.

Wow, I never got a sense of dread from a paralysis demon before. Fuck this thing. I think I would instantly develop telekinesis powers and explode the lil bastard, or call his boss and demand a quality replacement.

Have you not seen those big teslacoil defence tower–monolith things? How did you think those were powered?

The other thing on the right image is a big container full of oil - will you now claim ancient civilisations had those too?!?

Yeah, I don’t deserve but do need that dog-wolf-fren.

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Why draw so much cake tho?

But the lawyer broke too.

The pilots pants crashed??