I already talk to Aliens, my buddy’s dad saw them build the pyramids. He was there in Giza

When all you have is a shovel, everytbing else looks like dirt

Skill issue. I can do it.

Got it. Go ditectly to mexican black tar heroin.

No. I mean, Drain-o. Not just thr hcl. The wholr ass Drain-o bottle. Epic style.

Well then how come these people keep trhing to sell me mexican black tar heroin

I was thinking krokodil mixed with drain cleaner

tells me otherwise

Or perhaps boofing estrogen

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood

Facism is here-er

Zebulon

Rip that one hornyposter who wanted to be forcefemmed sissyfied by Overwatch girls

I was able to get through college thinking that a Psych ba would allowe mr to improve my understanding of people

All it did was get me an ADHD diagnosis, a half-assed non-legit ‘diagnosis’ as autistic, and tons of money in debt with a field i will never be able to properly interact with

Its like playing morrowind for thr first time and putting all your points into Speed and then being unable to kill anything, this timr i cant just go back and timr and redo it lmao

Unironically i think the world would be better off if all of us americans died

Most of the ace autists i talk to hate sex but still want to be eaten by a dragon

I dunno dude, from whag ive seen of my fellow white americanz, they seem pretty i herently racist

I think the only people you should be allowed to be racust against are white americans and israelis