Non-findable trolls

Unless it’s actually a pair of them then no, and if some mod says otherwise then I don’t want to use their children’s internet

Yes, that is the joke

Don’t censor the word tits ya fucking prude!

This is why wanker is such a good insult. I’m a wanker, you’re a wanker, we’re all wankers.

Are you referring to any news stories in particular? Because the only big one I recall recently was the xz backdoor which took three years of social engineering to get in and was detected and patched within a couple of weeks!

Are you new here? “Threadiverse” has been used to refer to thread-based fediverse technologies that use threaded comments since before Zuck’s “threads” was even announced!

it’s easy to be communist of you only touched it online

This is almost certainly the case, these kids read about the ideals of communism and think it sounds great, and they know about how things are in the USA and think that’s bad. Two fair assessments, but they then deduce that the because capitalist America is bad, then Soviet Russia “communist” China must be good, ignoring the fact that every person who survived/escaped those reigemes described them as hell.

Are you paying for an equal number of £10.50 pints though?

A lot of armchair money launderers in the comments today

The average cost of a pint is £7? I don’t believe that unless the survey was exclusively London

I did one so bad once that they had to call a priest

You could tell me that half of those are real streaming services that only exist in the USA and I’d believe you

We’ve managed to cut the crazy units down to a handful just for special occasions

Quart? I’m not storing a bushel of grain to be inspected by the lord of the manor!

Seriously though I do love efficient storage containers and would happily fill the house with them.

otherwise trans women would be downing soy milk like there was no tomorrow

This is the classic counter-argument to so many superstitions and conspiracy theories. Storms are punishment from God for your homosexuality? Oh great, let’s organise a big gay orgy everywhere there’s a drought! Crystals can heal you and ghosts can tell you secrets from beyond the grave? Brilliant, every military and intelligence agency is going to invest heavily changing warfare and espionage immediately!

Have you tried it with a randomiser? Would recommend if you haven’t!

That’s good to know. Doesn’t really matter if I think it’s weird as long as it’s not actually upsetting anyone!

Has “people of colour” caught on over here now? It always sounded uncomfortably close to “coloured people” as a kind-of-offensive term for all non-whites.

I’ve not put mine away since