

Antwort: weil sie ihre windows 7 Rechner auf den neuesten technischen Stand bringen.


Antwort: weil sie ihre windows 7 Rechner auf den neuesten technischen Stand bringen.


I’ll take “things that will never happen” for 500, Alex!


No, the value of the top 1% would go down of nobody is left to buy their products, services, software, finance their tax breaks or produce all the goods they need.

From my box of floppy disks that where sitting in shelf since ~2000.


Dann wäre die Werbeindustrie aber ziemlich am arsch. Denkt denn keiner an die Arbeitsplätze?! /s


Ich glaube 1984 gab es keinen Koeniglich saechsischen hofbuchbinder mehr in leipzig…

I don’t think magnetic storage lasts that long. Even floppy disks become unreadable after sitting for 10 years in a box.


Oh great, now I have to wait for the update to finish before I can shoot down that jet flying towards me!


That’s very difficult, because the law banning right wing parties has to be written in a way so they don’t accidentally ban the CDU as well.
Just have them promise self flying airplanes for 10k extra, a feature that will be available “by the end of the year” ™
Yes, but the free healthcare, social security and affordable rent for everyone where a good thing. And they try to paint it as the opposite that people should get upset about.


No, it will totally come. Right after his mars colony, self driving cars, hyper loop and robots. He could switch his drugs to crack to get even more done! /s


Kann dir aber doch auch hier passieren. Wenn ein Konzern in deinem Hinterhof ein Kraftwerk bauen will, dann wird er genug Geld in Anwälte stecken um das auch gegen deinen Willen durchzudrücken.
People who never seen or visited or experienced a socialist country before the 1990s write about it. Like blind people discussing colors.


Könnte schlimmer sein, z.b. mit Oracle oder SAP… 🫠


Wow, muss toll sein wenn die Regierung der Industrie sagt wo es lang geht, und nicht anders rum.


It was just to obvious…


I’m really unsure why European cars don’t fly of the dealer lots. They have expensive red SUVs, expensive white SUVs, expensive grey SUVs, expensive black SUVs. What else could the customer want?
Russische Fahne: blau, weiss, rot AFD Logo: blau, weiss, rot.
Ein Schelm wer unter dem aluhut böses denkt.