Such a good cover. I love me some Cake 🎺

Imma bee honest, that was totally unintended haha

Honey, wake up, a new question just dropped:

Which came first, the bumble or the bee?

Oh he’s batin’ alright

I keep hoping eventually Cheeto will piss off the Supremes

Hopefully they tell him to Stop! In the Name of Love

If they can somehow create a powdered version it may finally get him on board

Pedophilic Boogaloo

The fucking mental gymnastics of that dude… he says the word, then tries to turn it around on you 😑

Holy shit, Jeremy Thatcher, Dragon Hatcher! 😭 I loved that book

You’re absolutely right! I definitely should not have bit clean through your humchonger!

But then we’d have to deal with that lousy Smarch weather

Don’t buy a horse, dude!

I’ll drink to that

gulps down a mouthful of chompagne

Lmao, once again these dumbasses think they made something that’s just devastating to the downtrodden, when in reality it looks more like a metal-as-fuck call to action against the very people that made it

If that was my dog, I’d probably be dead or in jail right now, but you could be sure that that piece of human garbage wouldn’t be around to hurt another animal or person ever again

He must be using the YY/DD/YYMM date format

beckons you

“It’s free real estate”

You’d probably tie a rope to it, very securely, then secure the other end of the rope to a tree or rock or something on the river bank/shore, as low to the ground as possible, then cover the visible section of rope with mud/sticks/branches etc.

Still no guarantee it wouldn’t break free or be discovered by someone else though

Did-a-chick? Dud-a-chum?

Not to worry, no sand in bum

My God, it’s so simple. Just buy a house!