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Listen up, you fucking morons. This isn’t some goddamn tea party with your stupid teddy bears. We’re gonna have a real fucking slumber party, the Chris Christie way. First off, fuck pajamas.

We’re sleeping in our fucking birthday suits like real men. Second, who gives a flying fuck about cookies and cupcakes? We’re ordering a shitload of pizza and wings, and washing it down with beer.

None of that fruity cocktail bullshit. And if any of you pussies complain about heartburn, I’ll shove a fucking Tums down your throat myself. As for activities, we’re watching Die Hard and playing poker.

Winner takes all, loser has to streak down Main Street. And if any of you fuckers fall asleep before 3AM, I’ll personally dump a bucket of ice water on your sorry ass.

This is gonna be a night to remember, so man the fuck up and get ready to party like it’s 1999. Chris Christie out, motherfuckers.

Sorry sweetheart beastiality ain’t my thing

Not to rain on your parade kid, but that’s probably not the first time she’s heard that

Figures

Did I miss something? Or do all the panzy ass bitches seem to surface once it hits 10 pm ?

I do whatever the fuck I dam well please

Goodbye.

O

Stop ? Ok, how bout this ? I’ll stop once you begin to not be a piece of shit anymore. How bout that ? Oh wait, I forgot, that’s a permanent problem you have. Looks like you’re out of luck shit stain

Embarrassing you? You do that all by yourself just by walking out the front door.

Because I’m Excellent. Of course your pansy ass can’t get enough. You wish you could have more. But sorry toots, it’s only sample size for you sweetheart.

I’m the governor of the UNITED STATES of AMERICA

You don’t deserve either

Smart man

Oh, for fucks sake, not another one of these “I’m so smart, listen to me” posts.

“Gullible” individuals, huh? You know what’s gullible?

Thinking that anyone on this godforsaken platform is gonna change their mind because of some fancy-pants post with big words and a bunch of notes.

Newsflash, @lemmy.world: people are stupid, and they’re gonna believe what they wanna believe, no matter how many facts you throw at 'em.

You’re just preaching to the choir, sweetheart.

You think you’re so much better than everyone else with your “informative” post and your 19.4k notes?

Please, you’re just another self-congratulatory, circle-jerking, echo-chamber-dwelling, bleeding-heart liberal who thinks they can change the world with a few clever sentences.

Wake up, buttercup, the world don’t work that way.

And by the way, what the fuck is “vestigia.tumblr.com/r/no-stupid-questions”?

Sounds like some hipster nonsense to me.

Well, well, well. Looks like we got ourselves a real thinker over here.

Let me grab my decoder ring and my degree in bullshit interpretation, ‘cause this shit needs unpackin’.

First off, ObliviousEnlightenment, huh? More like ObliviouslySpoutin’Nonsense.

Lemme tell ya, this whole liberal versus conservative hate thing is a load of horse shit.

Hate knows no political boundaries, kid.

It’s like ravioli—some folks love it, some folks hate it, but it don’t matter what side of the aisle you’re on, you still gotta respect the ravioli.

Now, as for this “us vs. them” mentality, that’s just human nature, plain and simple. We all got our gangs, our tribes, our little groups we run with.

But the problem ain’t the conservatives or the liberals, it’s the goddamn extremists on both sides stirrin’ the pot and throwin’ gasoline on the fire. They’re the ones spewing hate and takin’ things too damn far.

As for the whole muting and shamin’ thing, lemme break it down for ya: liberals tend to police their own when someone goes off the deep end, while the conservatives let their crazies run wild and pretend they don’t exist.

That’s why you see more visible hate from one side than the other. But make no mistake, there’s assholes on both teams. As for you feelin’ isolated, boohoo.

Welcome to the fuckin’ club. Life ain’t fair, and neither is politics. You wanna survive? Learn to navigate the crazy and find common ground.

Stop whinin’ and start thinkin’ for yourself. Don’t be another sheep bleatin’ out talking points.

That’s my two cents.

Now, if you’ll excuse me, I got a date with a meatball sub the size of my head.

Looks like a fine gentleman if you ask me

Jiminy fucking crickets! Did somebody say pasta!?

Look in the mirror tuts

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