You might like Orion https://apps.apple.com/app/id1484498200

Here’s how I described the ME from last night to my wife without knowing any of the context bc I don’t watch WWE:

“Roman Reigns and CM Punk are bickering over custody of their dad, Paul Heyman. Rollins is just kind of there but he’s great so it’s okay. The match ended when Paul gave Punk a chair and said to Roman “i’m not your real dad”. Then psyche, he hits Punk in the balls. “Roman, you’re my favorite son” and gives him the chair. Then right when Roman was going to hit Punk, “double-psyche Seth is my one true son!” And then Seth won becoming the best son and saving us from a CM Punk WrestleMania victory. Seth is best boy.”

Punk has absolutely no leg to stand on. He chose money and pettiness. HHH visits Mar-a-Lago, is in photos with Trump. You work for a MAGA-endorsing company. You can suck a blood money covered dick at WrestleMania.

Looks like a cross between a chihuahua and a zebra lol

Until Zuck sucks some Trump cock and this goes away

Is it a place where you can exchange money for food while you sit down at a table? Semantics.

This is at a restaurant. Someone paid money for cheese and raw onion on bread. What are we doing here?

I got shot with a super soaker at a local stage play of Rocky Horror and had to sit with wet pants in a cold theater for 2 hours.

We’re doing marshmallows this year, but honestly it sounds more fun bc you can eat them after in smores or something.

Donna fucking rules dude

We still have an FTC?

I didn’t want to get flamed by anyone that couldn’t immediately see it was a joke lol

Do you hate Donna in accounting for wishing you a “happy holidays” in 2021? Now you finally have the opportunity to get back at that god-hating bitch! Rat her out to HR and send her ass to El Salvador!

/s

Linda McMahon, part of the McMahon crime family accused of sex trafficking and other such crimes.

Great beast of the sky, please hear my cry. Transform thyself from orb of light and bring me victory in this fight. Envelop the desert with your glow and cast your rage upon my foe. Unlock your powers from deep within so that together we may win. Appear in this Shadow Game as I call your name, Winged Dragon of Ra!

The worm chose mercy

I’m really enjoying Orion on iPhone and Mac

Man, was Charlotte ever cool? She was always the least interesting of the Four Horse Women when I was watching WWE. She was always the worst on the mic and in ring she’s not amazing either. She comes off as desperate and sensitive in this promo, but I can remember a few times where she had major cry face during a promo.

It’s really hard to care a ton about a war a world away when Trump is quite literally melting our government and economy from the inside out. I guess that’s part of the plan, but the people that didn’t vote for Kamala because of Palestine are partially to blame for Trump returning to power.