I wanted to make the same joke! Nice that you noticed it too lol

Yeah, but it seems we’re out of luck

This was the exact same situation I experienced with my old Surface 6. Started to look into Linux firmware on Surface devices and deactivated secure boot because it wouldn’t boot Ventoy at all and do nothing, so I figured to try again with no secure boot. It still didn’t work so I turned it on again, but was then greeted with this Bitlocker screen which I didn’t even know it had activated up until this point. I set up a local account so I had no key to reset or something and was literally not able to do anything besides reinstalling the entire system.

Luckily I had nothing important on it lol

Weirdly the activation was saved on the MS servers so I didn’t need to do that again at least (was a preinstalled system so I wouldn’t have known the activation key anyways, I thought “When it doesn’t work I’ll switch to Linux fully because I’m not paying for that garbage system”).

After I updated Ventoy I was able to boot again even with secure boot on, there seems to have been an issue with that specific version.

I had Windows on my device since I bought it (around 2018) only upgraded to W11. It never mentioned anything about Bitlocker before this incident so if I had important stuff on it it would have been so over. Well, never save important files on Windows without backup is what I got out of it

This caused me literally bigger problems than my switch to Arch Linux after having only used Windows the entire time xD

Immer diese Sozialschmarotzer

Yes (At least in Voyager, on the normal website it isn’t marked as NSFW)

At first glance it looks like the squirrel has got a joint and a bread xD

Which Should Web You Browser Use?

We got ADHD 2 before GTA VI 🗿🚬

Refreshing peppermint liquor with chocolate & cream taste

How Many Times Do We Have to Teach You This Lesson, Old Man?

Neurotypical cokroaches

Noo don’t eat the RAM! I still need it for Blendeeer!

This would convince me to vote for Biden! And I’m not even american

Every time I read something new about the new Windows. I’m really glad I’ve switched to Linux and figured how to set up, use and debug it already. With this knowledge I never want to go back. Even PC Gaming is no problem anymore with Proton, Lutris etc. The only thing I needed to watch out for was to get an AMD graphics card (NVIDIA is slowly getting there too hopefully), but I needed a new PC anyway so it was the perfect time

Then everybody will just argue what’s the best distro/desktop environment/kernel etc. instead xD

Ich stufe die AfD als eine Hurensohnpartei ein

“Der Kompilierer fühlt sich angegriffen. Dieses System wird in 3 Sekunden zerstört und durch eine Bogeninstallation ersetzt. Es ist zu ihrem eigenen Vorteil” lol

Also machen wir einen GCC Bogen Deutsch Kompilierer? Das einzige was er macht ist ne Datei mit “Bogen ist das Beste!” als Konsolenausgabe zu erstellen egal welcher Quelltext

They found the infinite carrot source!

Nicht zu vergessen die universellen Bogenrechte der vereinten Systeme