In 1911, the Hoosier State House came within one vote of rounding ‘k’ off to backspace.

Grrr. Obits that don’t say the thing…

Like a Trill Symbiont sliding down the edge of a razor blade.

Do even English people say “I’ve fallen sick”? Sounds so dramatic.

Georgia and Florida are already kind of like that, culturally speaking.

“Lemmee just manufacture a few million more MAGAs on my way out the door…”

I read the title with the Battlestar: Galactica sense of the word.

Tuxedo, top hat and tails, and a monacle. The pipe, of course, is suggested, but optional. Any less, and Jeeves will tut-tut you mercilessly.

A kid in my class put his arm inside a… I don’t remember if it was a lion or tiger cage back on the 70s before safety was a thing. Being armless isn’t the end, but I bet he regretted that decision.

Fried rice is great for when you want to cook 2000 things separately.

I mean, if Harris loses, she might be headed to Jail as well, if I understand how enemy lists work.

Makes sense. Most of the unsound guys I know are Trump supporters.

I’ve always wanted to do the 8 hr drive to Helle and Backe.

Upvoted for the excellent pun. (For context, major Puerto Rico fuckup by the Trump campaign. )

They do speak English, but in spoken Kiwi, they convert 75% of their vowels to a short i.

In Dutch, a potato is called aardappel, which literally translates to “earth apple” (aarde meaning “earth” and appel meaning “apple”).

I’d advise using an African Swallow.

Usernames that make you go “Wait, what?” and then transport you back in time 30 years.

I’m pretty musically ignorant, but I wouldn’t be surprised if the answer was Chicago.

At first glance, I read the title as “JD Vance shares vid claiming migrants are cats…” and wasn’t surprised in the least.