Don’t Look Up!

This might help.

These are the words of world-famous scientist David Suzuki, and IPCC expert reviewer Peter Carter, telling us it is already too late. We are out of time.

Bearlandia and it’s polar opposite, Nobearlandia

I mean, it’s not like this should be surprising to anyone who’s been even half-heartedly following climate science, global politics and world news over the last decade.

Tbh, I’m more shocked by how long it’s taken for it to be admitted publically by such a mainstream climate scientist.

My wording was for comedic affect. I agree with you, but it’s still shocking how recently we mapped this organ in its entirety.

There’s a fun article about the history of the clitoris here, if anyone’s after yet more reading on this.

Have the future you deserve.

I tried to warn you.

Stupid it is.

The robotic Sojourner rover reached Mars on July 4, 1997 as part of the Mars Pathfinder mission.

Fuck me. That’s ridiculous. That’s 12 years before mankind found the clit.

Apparently the first with a pregnant crash test dummy was done in 1996

Lmao, good luck with your revolution. I’m sure you won’t need it though, not if you just believe hard enough in the power of goodness and altruism. Lol.

One last point I’d like you to consider though, if we’re ignoring resource depletion and just how unsuitable humans are for perfect communism, as you so far have been; how do you plan on defying physics and turning the clock back on the catastrophic climate collapse we’re now in the end game for?

These are the words of world-famous mainstream scientist David Suzuki, and IPCC expert reviewer Peter Carter, telling us it is already too late. We are out of time.

You telling people to keep having kids, and that the world can sustain billions more people than it currently does, is literally only making things worse for everyone. Or do you not understand that each new person born, adds massively to our carbon footprint?

So it’s now up to you. Are you an accelerationist who wants to make shit worse for everyone in the limited time we have left? Or are you just really, really, REALLY fucking stupid?

Weight distribution and physical density.

We landed two three rovers on Mars before medical science discovered the clitoris.

The Mars Exploration Rovers landed on Mars in January 2004. (See the reply below for the earlier one I forgot!)

An accurate anatomical model of the clitoris was not created until 2005.

Lmao, we’re just a bit more fucked than that.

Global fresh water demand will exceed supply 40% by 2030 and 90% of the earths topsoil is at risk of depletion by 2050.

Resource depletion is going to hit hard in the next few decades, billions of people will die.

And then they go and put another human being on the tracks.

Thank you for the context!

So you agree that as things are, there aren’t enough resources for the current population, let alone billions more people.

This complete overhaul of the structure of society that keeps being mentioned here is an impossible pipe dream fantasy that is flat out just not ever going to ever happen as it fundamentally goes against human nature.

Human beings aren’t capable of altruism. What about the world around you ever gave you the idea that we were?

Most people won’t even go vegetarian (let alone vegan!), and yet you expect the rich and powerful to just roll over and give up all their money and power for this imaginary ‘greater good’ scenario that will save the world?

Stop believing in stupid fairytales, they won’t save you from the world that is falling apart right in front of you.

You all started saving up your mouldy bread yet? With enough mould some of it is going to have to be the right strain to get you better.

Nobody has ever thought to try and ‘fuck em up’ yet. What a novel idea that nobody in power could ever see coming.

These people are in power.