Let me worry about my own dogs, yeah? We do walk with a harness, putting on shoes (me) and collars (dogs) before we go out has been a literal routine for years, and they do always wear their collars when they’re new and in training for exactly the reasons you all are harping about. We even do emergency drills for things like tornado warnings where I say “danger, danger” and they know to head to the basement (where I keep backup collars, ID tags, and vet records).
For fuck’s sake, it’s a cute dog meme and y’all are pouncing on one trivial line in the caption like I’m the worst animal abuser in the world for wanting my dogs to be comfortable around the house. There are too many small-chance-of-that-ever-happening “what ifs” to worry about that I’m not going to live my life in a safety bubble. The yard is fenced, we’re in suburbia, they’re both chipped, they’re both trained, and we’re doing just fine.
Geesh, the people around here who always have to be right is staggering and extremely off-putting.





































Pro tip: It’s still a puzzle if you take it apart and put it back together in the right order. Just a different type of puzzle lol.
(Taking the stickers off and rearranging them is still cheating though).