Whenever I use a hard R, I get called a racist

I don’t want to live in this reality anymore.

False, i only get denied on my first choice of an interface. Unless it’s my birthday. I keep trying though and getting rejected… maybe you are right.

I too have a small package with malicious intentions.

Really puts me in the Christmas spirit

The following states never expanded Medicaid.

Alabama, Florida, Georgia, Kansas, Mississippi, South Carolina, Tennessee, Texas, Wisconsin, and Wyoming

If anyone was confused why some very red states weren’t on the list

A

M

Brrrrrrrt!

Maybe my wife will buy it for her boyfriend

I feel like that if one pardon commits a crime, it will be spun like illegal immigrants where one person’s actions defines the group.

What about Greenland? Don’t let that dream die, Donny!

I would get my flu shot if it came with a beer

20th in the standings!

Slow in the points!

So rainbows don’t cause alpha males to cry?

Needs a “come and take it” flag

I agree. Smoked a turkey breast today. 155f, pulled and wrapped in foil and placed in the microwave (as a sealed metal box, not actually used the microwave) for 30 minutes while the sides cooked. You can warm a cup of water before if you really want to keep the heat

I use an app called Tessie. It’s $5 a month for the rest of my life but i do like it . Keeps track of battery usage, trips, and links to Alexa.

The 2 guys that you immediately see when you say “why do all men suck?”