If only there was a place they could learn that.

Nah, you were evil and stupid and still are.

And what has changed since then?

The best way to talk to MAGA relatives… Don’t.

He can’t even just say Merry Christmas like a normal person.

The lake it is said never gives up her dead.

Luigi.

Funny enough these are all things you learn in the scouts. Always be prepared.

And if you don’t know how to build a fire, yes, I am going to judge you because it’s so easy even a caveman can do it.

Great, another app that nobody will use. Sadly users prefer convenience and popularity over things like decentralization or software freedom.

Well, Trump thinks they are.

Thoughts and prayers.

He literally does not care about anyone besides himself.

My kids require toys made by Chinese children!

Well, sort of. When you give one man supreme power to do whatever he wants it kind of turns into a dictatorship.

Inconceivable! Sorry but I think Rob would appreciate these kinds of jokes.

Everybody should at least know how to cook basic meals. It’s an essential survival skill. Being a car mechanic or a professional educator is not the same.

They drained it right into DC.

Sometimes supporting parents means restricting access to things that are harmful to minors.

I’m rooting for dementia.

Can anybody ever just say the truth? It’s murder, and also a war crime.