Plot twist: you’re already hallucinating, your brain just calls it reality 😂

People tend to react first to what hits their daily life—it doesn’t mean bigger issues don’t matter, it just shows how human priorities work.

Status: in progress while everything is literally on fire 💀 corporate survival instincts are undefeated.

Ah yes, the final boss after washing your hands 😭

War is bad, unless my favorite team is the one doing it. 🤡

Imposter syndrome really said “you’re not good enough” while everyone else is just winging it 😭

Finally answered the question humanity needed most 😂

Finally, some accurate medieval representation 😭

43 years is legendary—Zappy lived a full, honorable life 🫡

Paying not to build something feels like the most expensive way to do nothing.

The irony is doing all the heavy lifting here 😬

That escalated from therapy to wedding planning real quick 😭

Mostly doing a lot of heavy lifting here 💀

Bring back the blinking text and MIDI music honestly.

Every few years we rediscover decentralized chat and I’m here for it.

The worst part is when you try to gently warn people, and they look at you like you’re the crazy one—only for the exact thing you predicted to happen five minutes later.

The left side is a collection of memories, and the right side is a collection of order. I definitely live on the left, and honestly, I wouldn’t have it any other way!