I tell people this is the national anthem of Canada

Spicy sweets is my favourite food genre that isn’t taken seriously enough. Try it.

I know what you all want.

I really loved that one character has a French accent, because he’s from the planet France.

Can elope 🥰

This is beside the point, but it might help some people in the short term: I was able to switch my subscription plan without penalty and then cancel immediately without the cancellation fee. Maybe that still works.

I was a drunk gay in Qatar.

Personally, I plug a power bank into the public port and charge my other devices through it. But if an AC outlet is available, that’s all moot anyway.

Just in case you are joking (or people think you are) those do exist. Basically a dongle with only the power pins on each end.

Damn, I guess you will have to find a new hair product to eat.

Cooking is a creative hobby. I invented the spanakomosa. It’s spanakopita filling wrapped in samosa dough and deep fried.

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The world must have gone completely topsy-turvy because I agree with Trump; I am also ok with him going to jail.

I forgot all about this but everyone I know who has a well had a dowser find the location for them, even if it took two or three tries.

Running with scissors is good exercise if you don’t fall, and good for your pores if you do.

Also, make more one pot meals. And make big batches so you have leftovers for days. If you are spending more than 15 minutes actively preparing a meal, you can and should probably be lazier.

When your cheap flight has a carry on limit of 7kg.

Uranus smells like farts, scientists confirm

There is the occasional round one out there, but they wouldn’t have “the France hole”.

I mean, it’s also a Euro plug with US pins. I’ve never seen that mashup before. 🤷‍♀️